A Daft Punk

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A Daft Punk is when you vanish like a fart in a hurricane
My friend went missing after the concert. Total Daft Punk.
He said, 'See ya later, sucker!' and vanished. Classic Daft Punk.
She disappeared mid-sentence. Pure Daft Punk magic.
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Daft Punk is two French robots who made the world lose its mind with funky beats and stupid helmets
'I can't believe they came back!' said my cousin. 'They're like robots from another planet!'
They wore helmets so stupid, I thought they were going to explode.
The music was so good, I nearly had a brain meltdown.
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Daft Punk are hot robots who make music so good, it turns your brain to mush
'I listened to Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger and my brain exploded!'
They are the best. No one disagrees.
They're like robots, but with better fashion sense.
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Daft Punk are the ultimate duo, like the best of the best, and then some
They're the best duo, no doubt about it.
'I would marry them if they weren't already married to music.'
They're like the best duo in the entire universe. Period.
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Daft Punk are the reason France hasn't been destroyed by the rest of the world yet
France is still standing because of Daft Punk.
'If they didn't exist, France would have been destroyed by now.'
They're the only reason I still like France.
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Daft Punk is the best duo ever, making songs so good, your brain can't handle it
Their songs are so good, my brain can't handle it.
'I listen to them and I'm like, 'What even is life?''
They're the best. No one argues.
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Daft Punk are two robots who make music so good, you repeat the same line over and over like a lunatic
'I've heard Da Funk like 100 times and I still love it.'
They make music so good, you repeat it until your brain gives up.
'Every time I listen, I'm like, 'Why is this still good?''
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