A Daan Attempt
A Daan attempt is when you talk like you're the king of the castle but you're just the guy who forgot to bring his sword and now he's stuck with a mop.
He said he was gonna beat up the whole school but just walked into the principal's office and cried.
She said she was gonna be a rockstar but just played one chord and walked offstage.
He tried to be the hero of the movie but just fell asleep during the big fight scene.
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