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A Fucker

It's almost a disaster, but not quite. Like when you're halfway through a bad day and still have time to make it worse.

This project is a disaster in the making. Not quite fubar yet.

My life is a total mess, but not totally destroyed yet.

This situation is like a half-burned pizza. Still edible, but not great.

A Fucker

A group of people who act like total jerks. They're the ones who ruin your day and make you want to punch them.

You guys are the worst. Why you gotta be so mean?

This group is like a daily reminder that life is unfair.

They’re the reason I’m always in a bad mood.

A Fuck of Lithuanians

A bunch of Lithuanians going wild, robbing people, getting drunk, lighting up cigarettes, and yelling songs until everyone’s ears bleed.

I saw a fuck of Lithuanians in the mall. They stole my chips and sang about potatoes until the security guard cried.

At the bar, a fuck of Lithuanians showed up. They drank all the beer, broke two stools, and yelled a song so loud the ceiling shook.

My cousin’s wedding was ruined by a fuck of Lithuanians. They drank the punch, ate the cake, and danced on the tables like they were possessed.

A Fuck of Lithuanians

A group of Lithuanians acting like they own the place, stealing food, smoking like it’s their job, and singing like they were born on a stage.

At the grocery store, a fuck of Lithuanians walked in, grabbed all the bread, and sang a song that made the cashier quit.

In the park, a fuck of Lithuanians showed up. They smoked cigars, drank soda, and sang a song so loud the kids ran away.

My neighbor’s party was taken over by a fuck of Lithuanians. They ate all the pizza, smoked in the house, and sang until the neighbors called the cops.

A Fuck of Lithuanians

A gang of Lithuanians causing chaos, stealing stuff, getting drunk, lighting up, and singing until everyone’s tired and sore.

A fuck of Lithuanians came into my house. They took my TV, drank my beer, and sang a song that made my dog howl.

At the concert, a fuck of Lithuanians showed up. They stole the stage, smoked everywhere, and sang so loud the singer couldn’t hear herself.

My school got invaded by a fuck of Lithuanians. They drank all the soda, smoked in the hall, and sang until the principal yelled at them.

A person who can't help but mess everything up, whether they're trying or not. They're either a clumsy idiot or just a total waste of oxygen.

My brother spilled his coffee on my mom's new dress. Classic fuck up.

She said 'I love you' to her ex in front of everyone. Total fuck up.

He tried to fix the sink and now the whole house is flooding. Real fuck up.

Something so bad it makes your stomach turn or your brain short circuit. It's like the worst possible version of everything.

That sandwich was so bad, I threw it out the window. Pure fuck up.

He ate the whole cake before the party. Total fuck up.

She told the boss her dog was sick, but it was just a raccoon. That's a fuck up.

A state of being so broken, it might as well be dead. It's like something got hit by a truck and then a fire.

That relationship was a total wreck. Completely fuck up.

His grades were so bad, they didn't even make sense. Full on fuck up.

The pizza was so burnt, it was like a war zone. Total fuck up.

When you make something so bad, it can't be fixed. Or when you just let it rot and now you're stuck with the mess.

He broke the TV and now it's just a brick. Total fuck up.

She let her hair grow out for 10 years. That's a fuck up.

He didn't fix the leak and now the ceiling is falling apart. Total fuck up.

Australian slang for telling someone to shut up. Usually said with extra swearing and used by the dumbest people.

'Fuck up cunt!' he yelled at his brother for talking too much.

She said 'fuck up cunt!' to the teacher for not doing her homework.

He yelled 'fuck up cunt!' at the dog for eating his shoes.

A person who is making a mess of their life so bad, they're going to be stuck with it for decades.

He started smoking at 12 and now he's a total fuck up.

She got into a fight at 15 and now she's a total fuck up.

He started drinking at 10 and now he's a total fuck up.

A total loser, someone who messes everything up in the worst way possible.

He lost his job and his wife. Total fuck up.

She flunked out of school and now she's a total fuck up.

He broke three bones in one day. Total fuck up.

A fake good girl who's actually a total waste of space. She's all about the money and the spotlight. She'll accuse you of cheating for no reason and think every dude is a chump. She'll cry in your DMs when you try to ditch her, but she's already with someone else.

She texts me, 'Why you gotta leave me? I'm your queen!' while she's in a group chat with 3 other niggas.

She posts a story about how I cheated on her, but her new boy toy just slid into her DMs.

She says, 'I'm not a hoe, I'm a goddess!' but she's already in a fight with her new guy.

The girl version of a chump. She plays all the guys and then dumps them. She's a heartbreaker with a bad past. Every girl wants to be her, but no one wants to be her ex.

She said, 'I'll always be with you,' then she left me for her best friend's bro.

She texts me, 'You're not my type, I'm with my guy now.'

She left me for a guy who had a higher Instagram follower count.

This girl says she's always there, but when things get tough, she's gone. She'll remind you of all your mistakes and make you feel like a chump. She'll move on fast because she's hot and she knows it.

She said, 'I'm the best thing that ever happened to you,' then she went off to her new guy's party.

She texted me, 'You're not good enough for me anymore,' and she was already with her guy.

She told her friends, 'He's not worth it, I'm with my guy now.'

These girls call guys chumps and love showing off their tight pants. They're always at raves and flirting with every guy they see. They think like a guy and act like they're the best thing since sliced bread.

She told me, 'I'm not with you, I'm with my guy,' while she was at a rave with 3 other guys.

She texted me, 'You're not my type, I'm with my guy now.'

She posted a story saying, 'I'm not with him, I'm with my guy now.'

This girl says she likes you, but she's actually talking to other guys. She doesn't care about anyone else.

She told me, 'I'm not with you, I'm with my guy now,' while she was texting another guy.

She said, 'I like you, but I'm with my guy now.'

She posted a story, 'I'm with my guy now, not you.'

This girl flirts with everyone. She doesn't care about anyone else. She'll break your heart and then go to your best friend next.

She said, 'I'm not with you, I'm with my guy,' while she was with my best friend's guy.

She told me, 'I'm with my guy now, not you,' and she left me for my best friend's guy.

She said, 'I'm with my guy now, not you, not your best friend.'

This girl flirts with every guy she sees. She doesn't care about anyone else. She doesn't have any feelings, and she's just out for fun.

She texted me, 'I'm with my guy now, not you,' while she was with another guy.

She said, 'I like you, but I'm with my guy now.'

She posted a story, 'I'm with my guy now, not you.'