A Fuck of Lithuanians

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A bunch of Lithuanians going wild, robbing people, getting drunk, lighting up cigarettes, and yelling songs until everyone’s ears bleed.
I saw a fuck of Lithuanians in the mall. They stole my chips and sang about potatoes until the security guard cried.
At the bar, a fuck of Lithuanians showed up. They drank all the beer, broke two stools, and yelled a song so loud the ceiling shook.
My cousin’s wedding was ruined by a fuck of Lithuanians. They drank the punch, ate the cake, and danced on the tables like they were possessed.
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A group of Lithuanians acting like they own the place, stealing food, smoking like it’s their job, and singing like they were born on a stage.
At the grocery store, a fuck of Lithuanians walked in, grabbed all the bread, and sang a song that made the cashier quit.
In the park, a fuck of Lithuanians showed up. They smoked cigars, drank soda, and sang a song so loud the kids ran away.
My neighbor’s party was taken over by a fuck of Lithuanians. They ate all the pizza, smoked in the house, and sang until the neighbors called the cops.
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A gang of Lithuanians causing chaos, stealing stuff, getting drunk, lighting up, and singing until everyone’s tired and sore.
A fuck of Lithuanians came into my house. They took my TV, drank my beer, and sang a song that made my dog howl.
At the concert, a fuck of Lithuanians showed up. They stole the stage, smoked everywhere, and sang so loud the singer couldn’t hear herself.
My school got invaded by a fuck of Lithuanians. They drank all the soda, smoked in the hall, and sang until the principal yelled at them.
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