A Fuck Up

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A person who can't help but mess everything up, whether they're trying or not. They're either a clumsy idiot or just a total waste of oxygen.
My brother spilled his coffee on my mom's new dress. Classic fuck up.
She said 'I love you' to her ex in front of everyone. Total fuck up.
He tried to fix the sink and now the whole house is flooding. Real fuck up.
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Something so bad it makes your stomach turn or your brain short circuit. It's like the worst possible version of everything.
That sandwich was so bad, I threw it out the window. Pure fuck up.
He ate the whole cake before the party. Total fuck up.
She told the boss her dog was sick, but it was just a raccoon. That's a fuck up.
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A state of being so broken, it might as well be dead. It's like something got hit by a truck and then a fire.
That relationship was a total wreck. Completely fuck up.
His grades were so bad, they didn't even make sense. Full on fuck up.
The pizza was so burnt, it was like a war zone. Total fuck up.
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When you make something so bad, it can't be fixed. Or when you just let it rot and now you're stuck with the mess.
He broke the TV and now it's just a brick. Total fuck up.
She let her hair grow out for 10 years. That's a fuck up.
He didn't fix the leak and now the ceiling is falling apart. Total fuck up.
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Australian slang for telling someone to shut up. Usually said with extra swearing and used by the dumbest people.
'Fuck up cunt!' he yelled at his brother for talking too much.
She said 'fuck up cunt!' to the teacher for not doing her homework.
He yelled 'fuck up cunt!' at the dog for eating his shoes.
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A person who is making a mess of their life so bad, they're going to be stuck with it for decades.
He started smoking at 12 and now he's a total fuck up.
She got into a fight at 15 and now she's a total fuck up.
He started drinking at 10 and now he's a total fuck up.
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A total loser, someone who messes everything up in the worst way possible.
He lost his job and his wife. Total fuck up.
She flunked out of school and now she's a total fuck up.
He broke three bones in one day. Total fuck up.
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