A Good Manchego is Hard to Find Burger

Current Trending

4 views · Added 16d ago · 3 definitions

1
A burger so good it makes your soul scream and your pants smell like regret
I ate one and my dog died of jealousy
My ex came back just to tell me I’d ruined her life
I ate it in a bathroom and cried like a baby
2
A burger that will ruin your life, your diet, and your chances of getting into heaven
I ate it and my mom called me a disgrace
I ate it at work and got fired
I ate it and my pants fell off in public
3
A burger so good it makes your mouth explode and your brain go soft
I ate it and my brain turned to jelly
I ate it and my mouth became a volcano
I ate it and my dad cried
xs