A Mans Meal Plan
Single man - you find a kitchen with food and a woman. Married man - why is your woman not here to slap you for eating all the chicken?
I walked in and there was food and a woman. I thought I won the lottery.
My wife’s not here. She’s probably mad at me for eating the last chicken leg.
I had a kitchen full of food and a woman. I thought I was living my best life.