Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Not using your hand to jerk off unless you have a fancy toy or something stupid like a Fleshlight or a sock on a bottle.

I tried to manual with my hand and it was just sad

My Fleshlight is better than my ex

I manual with a sock and a bottle and it’s legendary

2

A short way to say you shift gears with your hands instead of letting the car do it for you.

Manual is for people who think they're cool

I hate automatic because it's for weak people

Manual is like driving with your hands and your brain

3

A tiny book that tells you how to use something before you scream at the person on tech support.

I read the manual and I still didn’t get it

The manual was 5 pages and I skipped it

The manual said it was easy but it was a lie

4

When your skateboard goes flying and your feet go up like you're flying.

I did a manual and my board flew like a bird

Manuals are for people who can't balance

Manual is my favorite trick and I did it 10 times

5

That one time you had to actually read a tiny text in a video game before it was replaced by YouTube.

I read the manual in the game and it was 5 words

No one reads manuals anymore because of YouTube

I was 12 and had to read a manual in a game and I cried

6

Riding a bike with the front wheel in the air like you're trying to impress your friends.

I manual on my bike and my friend fell

Manualing is for people who think they're cool

I manual on my bike and my mom screamed

7

A fancy way to shift gears that people use to show off like they're in a race or something.

Manual is for people who think they're racers

I manual in my car and it looks cool

Manual is just a way to show off