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A Writer’s Religious Partiality
A writer’s religious partiality is when they name characters just because they think their religion is the best and everyone else is an idiot.
He named his characters after his religion because he thinks everyone else is an idiot.
She only uses names from her religion because she thinks her religion is the best.
He named his characters like that because he’s too proud to use anything else.
A Writer’s Religious Partiality
A writer’s religious partiality shows when they name characters like they’re trying to prove their religion is the only one that matters.
He named his characters after his religion because he thinks that’s the only way to write a good book.
She names all her characters from her religion because she thinks that’s the only way to be right.
He named them like that because he thinks everyone else is wrong.
A Writer’s Religious Partiality
A writer’s religious partiality is when they name their characters like they’re trying to make everyone else feel stupid.
He named his characters after his religion because he thinks everyone else is stupid.
She names them like that because she thinks her religion is smarter.
He uses religious names because he thinks that’s the only way to be smart.
A Writer
A drink made with 4 shots of espresso and enough coffee to fill a 20-ounce cup. Writers and college students drink it to stay awake long enough to finish a sentence without crying.
I downed three of these and still wrote a 10-page essay. My brain is now a fried egg.
My roommate drank one and wrote a poem about his ex. It was beautiful and heartbreaking.
I had to drink two just to finish this definition. My liver is now a sad potato.
A Writer
Making up lies and twisting facts so badly that even your mom can't tell what's real anymore. Writers do this for fun and also because they're slightly insane.
She turned my 5th-grade report into a fantasy novel. I got an A and a mental breakdown.
He turned my breakup into a 300-page saga. I'm now a published author and a broken heart.
My friend made up a conspiracy theory about my cat. Now my cat thinks it's a secret agent.
A Writer
A person who takes caffeine and turns it into words. Often also takes painkillers and turns them into paragraphs.
I drank four cups of coffee and wrote a whole novel. My fingers are now numb and my brain is on fire.
She took two painkillers and wrote a 500-word essay. Her dog now speaks in haikus.
He turned a 12-ounce energy drink into a 10-page monologue. His roommate now has a headache and a new life philosophy.
A Writer
Writers write. That's it. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write.
I write. I write. I write. I wrote a whole paragraph today. It’s the longest I’ve ever lived.
She writes. She writes. She writes. She wrote a 10-page essay about her cat. It was great and also slightly absurd.
He writes. He writes. He writes. He wrote a 300-word story in 10 minutes. It was brilliant and also a miracle.
A Writer
A writer is someone who spends all day thinking about you. They write about stars, constellations, and things you never thought about. They also write songs, stretch their hands, and use their brains like they’re on fire.
She wrote a song about my dog. It made me cry and also made my dog dance.
He stretched his hands and wrote a poem about my childhood. I now have a new memory and a broken heart.
They wrote about constellations and somehow made me miss my hometown. I now live in a galaxy and also miss my mom.
A Writer
A person who makes up whole worlds with words, whether they're real or just made up in their head. They write with their heart because they're either dramatic or just really good at it.
He made up a whole universe with just a pen and a notebook. I now live in a fantasy novel and also have a new life goal.
She wrote a story about her life and now everyone thinks she's a rockstar. She's not. She's just good at writing.
They used their heart to write a book. It was beautiful and also slightly exhausting.
A Wrinkle in Time
A super rad kids book by Madeleine L'Engle that came out way back in 1962. It's about a girl from New England who goes on a wild trip with her brother and some guy to rescue her dad. It’s full of sci-fi, love, and evil, and it’s got a cool message about being yourself. It won a big award called the Newbery Medal, and it's the best of the series, don’t even try to argue.
My mom made me read this book, and I hated it at first. Now I can’t stop thinking about it.
This book is like my brain’s favorite snack.
My teacher said this book is the best one ever. I believe her.
A Wrinkle in Time
To wrinkle in time is to do something so nasty that time actually cries. It’s like you dropped a giant turd in the middle of the universe and time got bent by it.
My dog ate my homework. I wrinkled time that bad.
My ex broke up with me, and I wrinkled time just for fun.
I failed my math test so hard, I wrinkled time.
A Wren
A Wren is a fake happy person who hides their pain with jokes and fake smiles. They’ll cry in the shower but laugh at your dumb jokes like it’s the best thing ever.
DM: ‘I’m fine, really. I just cried in the shower and laughed at your joke.’
Text: ‘I’m happy, I’m fine, I’m not sad, I’m not broken, I’m just tired.’
Post: ‘I’m happy. I’m not sad. I’m not broken. I’m just tired. Also I cried in the shower.’
A Wren
A Wren is a loveable weirdo who’s awkward but still awesome. They’ll give you a big hug and a weird compliment, and you’ll be thankful for it.
Text: ‘I just hugged you and told you your hair is like magic.’
DM: ‘You’re like a weirdo but I love you.’
Post: ‘I’m awkward, but I’m still cool. I’m a weirdo but I’m awesome.’
A Wren
A Wren is a low self-esteem person who acts like they’re fine. They use jokes to hide how bad they feel inside and have a love life that’s a disaster.
Text: ‘I’m fine, really. I just failed my love life again.’
DM: ‘I joke around a lot, but my love life is a disaster.’
Post: ‘I’m low self-esteem but I joke about it. My love life is a disaster, and I’m fine with that.’
A Wren
A Wren is a tough, insecure person who hides their feelings with jokes and shows off when they’re passionate. They’re smart and always there for you.
Text: ‘I’m insecure but I’m tough. I hide my feelings with jokes.’
DM: ‘I show off when I’m passionate. I’m smart and I’m always there for you.’
Post: ‘I’m tough, I’m smart, and I show off when I’m passionate. I’m a Wren.’
A Wren
A Wren is your best friend who knows your secrets and is always there. They’ll be the one who laughs at your dumb jokes and cries with you.
Text: ‘You’re my best friend and you know my secrets.’
DM: ‘I’ll be the one who cries with you and laughs at your dumb jokes.’
Post: ‘You’re my best friend. I know your secrets. You know mine.’
A Wren
A Wren is a happy, smart, party-loving girl who makes guys fall for her. She’s the type of girl who makes your best guy friend fall for her.
Text: ‘I’m happy, smart, and I love to party. I made your best guy friend fall for me.’
DM: ‘I’m the girl who makes guys fall for me. I’m smart and I love to party.’
Post: ‘I’m a smart, happy, party-loving girl. I make guys fall for me.’
A Wren
A Wren is a god or a sex legend. They’re either a god or they give amazing sex and know how to make people happy.
Text: ‘I’m a god or I’m a sex legend. I know how to make people happy.’
DM: ‘I’m a god or I’m a sex legend. You pick.’
Post: ‘I’m a god or a sex legend. I’m either one or both.’
A Wounded Impala
A person who feels like their insides were smashed with a hammer after chugging rum like it's going out of style
I woke up feeling like I had a goat inside my head. A Wounded Impala.
My roommate looked like he was hit by a truck and then asked for a second round. A Wounded Impala.
I tried to drink rum like it was water. Now I'm a Wounded Impala.
A Wounded Impala
Someone who drank so much rum they're probably related to the bottle now
After that party, I looked like I was born from a rum barrel. A Wounded Impala.
I drank so much rum I think the bottle tried to adopt me. A Wounded Impala.
My head feels like it's on fire and I'm still standing. A Wounded Impala.
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