A Writer

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A drink made with 4 shots of espresso and enough coffee to fill a 20-ounce cup. Writers and college students drink it to stay awake long enough to finish a sentence without crying.
I downed three of these and still wrote a 10-page essay. My brain is now a fried egg.
My roommate drank one and wrote a poem about his ex. It was beautiful and heartbreaking.
I had to drink two just to finish this definition. My liver is now a sad potato.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Making up lies and twisting facts so badly that even your mom can't tell what's real anymore. Writers do this for fun and also because they're slightly insane.
She turned my 5th-grade report into a fantasy novel. I got an A and a mental breakdown.
He turned my breakup into a 300-page saga. I'm now a published author and a broken heart.
My friend made up a conspiracy theory about my cat. Now my cat thinks it's a secret agent.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who takes caffeine and turns it into words. Often also takes painkillers and turns them into paragraphs.
I drank four cups of coffee and wrote a whole novel. My fingers are now numb and my brain is on fire.
She took two painkillers and wrote a 500-word essay. Her dog now speaks in haikus.
He turned a 12-ounce energy drink into a 10-page monologue. His roommate now has a headache and a new life philosophy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Writers write. That's it. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write. They write.
I write. I write. I write. I wrote a whole paragraph today. It’s the longest I’ve ever lived.
She writes. She writes. She writes. She wrote a 10-page essay about her cat. It was great and also slightly absurd.
He writes. He writes. He writes. He wrote a 300-word story in 10 minutes. It was brilliant and also a miracle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A writer is someone who spends all day thinking about you. They write about stars, constellations, and things you never thought about. They also write songs, stretch their hands, and use their brains like they’re on fire.
She wrote a song about my dog. It made me cry and also made my dog dance.
He stretched his hands and wrote a poem about my childhood. I now have a new memory and a broken heart.
They wrote about constellations and somehow made me miss my hometown. I now live in a galaxy and also miss my mom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who makes up whole worlds with words, whether they're real or just made up in their head. They write with their heart because they're either dramatic or just really good at it.
He made up a whole universe with just a pen and a notebook. I now live in a fantasy novel and also have a new life goal.
She wrote a story about her life and now everyone thinks she's a rockstar. She's not. She's just good at writing.
They used their heart to write a book. It was beautiful and also slightly exhausting.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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