A Writer
Making up lies and twisting facts so badly that even your mom can't tell what's real anymore. Writers do this for fun and also because they're slightly insane.
She turned my 5th-grade report into a fantasy novel. I got an A and a mental breakdown.
He turned my breakup into a 300-page saga. I'm now a published author and a broken heart.
My friend made up a conspiracy theory about my cat. Now my cat thinks it's a secret agent.