A Wounded Impala - A person who feels like their insides were smashed with a ha

A person who feels like their insides were smashed with a hammer after chugging rum like it's going out of style

I woke up feeling like I had a goat inside my head. A Wounded Impala.

My roommate looked like he was hit by a truck and then asked for a second round. A Wounded Impala.

I tried to drink rum like it was water. Now I'm a Wounded Impala.