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A cold dildo
Something that makes your butt cheeks scream and your brain shut down.
My math test was a cold dildo. I cried.
The boss's speech was a cold dildo. I wanted to die.
My sister's new haircut was a cold dildo. I laughed until I cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cold dildo
The worst thing you could ever feel in your pants.
That gym sock smell was a cold dildo. I ran out.
My ex's text messages were a cold dildo. I deleted them all.
The hot dog at the fair was a cold dildo. I threw it away.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cold dildo
A thing so bad it makes your soul want to leave your body.
My mom's singing was a cold dildo. I covered my ears.
That long car ride was a cold dildo. I fell asleep on the floor.
My brother's Minecraft world was a cold dildo. I screamed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cold dildo
The kind of thing that makes your face turn red and your brain go blank.
My teacher's voice was a cold dildo. I daydreamed the whole class.
That pizza was a cold dildo. I threw it like a missile.
My dog's new obsession with my shoes was a cold dildo. I cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cold dildo
A thing so terrible it feels like your brain is being stabbed with a pencil.
That movie was a cold dildo. I fell asleep in the theater.
My cousin's new TikTok dance was a cold dildo. I laughed so hard I peed.
That math homework was a cold dildo. I threw it out the window.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cold Eamonn
When you try to stick your fingers up a woman's pants but her underwear is too tough and you get stuck.
I tried to finger her but her pants were like a prison.
He got stuck in her underwear like a meatball in a saucepan.
I was halfway in and she laughed so hard her pants fell off.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cold Eamonn
When you try to get your fingers in a woman's hole but her pants are like a fortress.
He tried to finger me but my pants were like a dragon's hide.
I was trying to finger her but she had on the toughest pants ever.
He got stuck in my pants like a burrito in a taco shell.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A cold Eamonn
When you try to finger a woman but her pants are like a cage and you get stuck like a rat.
He tried to finger me but my pants were like a cage.
I was halfway in and got stuck like a rat in a trap.
He tried to finger me but my pants were like a jail.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clitter
Glitter that ends up in the most embarrassing place when you're drunk and trying to look fancy.
My aunt sprayed glitter in the shower and now it's stuck to her pubic hair.
I tried to look like a unicorn and now my nether regions are glittery.
She said it was a ‘sparkly upgrade’, it was more like a glitter explosion.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clitter
When you're on your phone and you're touching your bits like you're trying to figure out how to make a sandwich.
He was texting and touching his privates like he was trying to send a secret message.
She was scrolling through Instagram and her fingers were doing the cha-cha on her vulva.
He was on the toilet and he was poking his bits like it was a game show.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clitter
When your bits look like a junkyard after a hurricane hit it.
Her pubic area looked like a raccoon had thrown a party there.
He had a patchwork of hair, crumbly bits, and mystery fluff.
She looked like she had been in a fight with a hair dryer and a bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clitter
When you eat chips and then go for a tongue deep dive and forget to clean up the crumbs.
He ate the whole bag and then licked her like she was a chip factory.
She had crumbs stuck to her pubic hair like it was a chip snack commercial.
He left the crumbs like it was a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clitter
When you’re so serious about sex it’s like you’re going to war with a female.
He came in with a war helmet and a list of demands.
She said it was the most serious thing she had ever done.
He brought a map and a sword for the battle of the bits.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clitter
When Anderson Cooper called Twitter something else and it was clearly a mistake he made while high on coffee and confusion.
He said ‘clitter’ like it was a new type of coffee drink.
He thought it was a new social media platform with more glitter.
He called it ‘the new Instagram’ and no one believed him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A clitter
What you call a group of women who are all into each other and don’t need anyone else.
They were all in a circle laughing and holding hands like they were a squad.
They went to the beach and didn’t look at any guys.
They had a group chat that was more active than my mom’s Facebook.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A close encounter of the athletic kind
When a sports article tries to sound fancy but just copies the box score and adds some fake drama like it’s a movie.
The article said the game was 'a close encounter of the athletic kind' but didn’t even mention the star player’s name.
The writer used the phrase but didn’t know who scored the winning goal.
It called the game 'epic' but didn’t tell us who got benched.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A close encounter of the athletic kind
A sports article that’s just a box score in disguise, pretending it’s a real story with no real players involved.
The article talked about 'a close encounter of the athletic kind' but didn’t even list the starting lineups.
It called the game a 'battle of wills' but didn’t mention any of the players.
The writer used the phrase but didn’t know who was on the bench.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A close encounter of the athletic kind
A sports article that’s so fake it thinks the box score is a real game, and it doesn’t even know who was playing.
They wrote about 'a close encounter of the athletic kind' but didn’t know who was on the team.
The article said it was a 'thrilling game' but didn’t tell us who got the most points.
The writer used the phrase but didn’t know who was even in the game.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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