A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label

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When a company takes all the flavor out of something and replaces it with their boring logo. Like when a music label starts sounding like a coffee shop.
Starbucks made a song that sounds like a coffee commercial.
My art class turned into a branding seminar.
The new soda tastes like a corporate meeting.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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When a company makes everything look the same because they’re too cheap to be creative. Also happens when they take over music.
The new album sounds like it was made by a robot.
My school lunch now looks like a Starbucks ad.
They turned my favorite band into a logo.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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When a company forces everything to be boring so they can sell more stuff. Especially happens when they mess with music.
My favorite song now has a logo in the chorus.
They made a band sound like a vending machine.
I can’t tell if this is a song or a commercial.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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When a company makes everything taste the same so they can sell it everywhere. Like when they turn music into a logo.
They made a playlist that sounds like a coffee shop.
My favorite artist now sings like a corporate ad.
The new song has more logos than a billboard.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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When a company takes the fun out of things and replaces it with their logo. It happens when they mess with music.
They turned my favorite song into a logo ad.
My art class now looks like a coffee shop.
They made a band sound like a commercial.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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