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A little philip

When a guy gets a tiny hard-on just because he sees someone he thinks is kinda hot or he wants to be friendly but is too lazy to actually talk.

Hey, I just saw you at the store. Hi. I think I got a little philip.

I said hello to my coworker and now I’m weirdly proud. Little philip, baby.

I passed my neighbor and got a little philip. Not my fault he’s cute.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little philip

A tiny hard-on that hits when you're trying to be cool but you’re just not.

I said hi to my crush and now my little philip is out. It’s embarrassing.

I tried to be cool at the grocery store and now I’ve got a little philip. What even is life?

I said hello to my old friend and my little philip came out like it was a surprise party.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little philip

When a guy gets a mini hard-on just because he thinks something is kinda nice or he wants to be polite but doesn’t actually care.

I said hi to my boss and now I have a little philip. I didn’t ask for this.

I saw a cute dog and got a little philip. Not my fault it was adorable.

I said ‘hello’ to my teacher and now I’m dealing with a little philip. What even is school?

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little philip

That tiny hard-on you get when you're trying to be friendly but you’re just not that into it.

I said hi to my ex and got a little philip. It’s like my body doesn’t listen.

I greeted my friend and now I have a little philip. Why is this happening?

I said hello to my dad and got a little philip. What even is life?

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little philip

When a guy gets a mini hard-on just because he’s trying to be nice but he doesn’t actually want to talk to anyone.

I said hi to my neighbor and now I have a little philip. It’s like my body has a mind of its own.

I waved at my crush and got a little philip. Not my fault I’m a mess.

I greeted my mom and now I have a little philip. I didn’t ask for this.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little philip

A tiny hard-on that hits when you’re just being friendly but you’re too lazy to actually do anything else.

I said hi to my crush and now I have a little philip. It’s a pain but I like it.

I greeted my friend and now I’ve got a little philip. Why is life so weird?

I said hello to my boss and now I have a little philip. It’s like my body is a traitor.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little off balance

you’re so messed up you think you’re fine but you’re really just a walking disaster

I woke up with a hangover and a headache. I’m a little off balance.

My dog ate my homework. I’m a little off balance.

I tried to text my crush and sent a photo of my breakfast. I’m a little off balance.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little off balance

you’re not quite broken but you’re definitely not working properly

I ate three tacos and ran a mile. I’m a little off balance.

I tried to explain my life to my mom. I’m a little off balance.

I lost my phone and my keys. I’m a little off balance.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little off balance

you’re like a wobbly stool you’re trying to stay upright but you’re just barely holding on

I stayed up until 3 AM watching cat videos. I’m a little off balance.

I tried to do my math homework while eating pizza. I’m a little off balance.

I had a fight with my best friend. I’m a little off balance.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little off balance

you’re not dead yet but you might as well be

I drank a whole bottle of soda and cried. I’m a little off balance.

I failed my test and my dog barked at me. I’m a little off balance.

I tried to do my hair and my socks were on backwards. I’m a little off balance.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little off balance

you’re like a broken escalator you’re moving but you’re not going anywhere

I tried to text my crush and sent my mom a message. I’m a little off balance.

I tried to cook breakfast and set my kitchen on fire. I’m a little off balance.

I tried to do my homework and watched a whole movie. I’m a little off balance.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little off balance

you’re not dead yet but you’re definitely not feeling good

I woke up with a headache and a stomachache. I’m a little off balance.

I drank too much coffee and now I’m hyper. I’m a little off balance.

I tried to do my math homework and got a question wrong. I’m a little off balance.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little more nut than sac

A guy who's got more guts than brains and keeps doing stupid stuff just to look cool.

He jumped off the roof at the party just because he thought it'd make him look tough.

He bet his last dollar on a cockroach race and lost.

He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it came out his nose.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little more nut than sac

A man who hides his plans like a scared rat and lives life like it's one big risk.

He didn't tell anyone he was going to skydive until he was already in the air.

He signed a contract for a million dollars without reading it.

He took a job at a pet store just to see if the cats would chase him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little mahomey

When you throw like a drunk Patrick Mahomes

He threw the ball like he was drunk and had a hangover

He fumbled the ball like a rookie who just got caught cheating

He threw a pick-six like it was personal

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little mahomey

Making the whole team look stupid because you’re so good

He made the whole team look like they didn’t know how to play

He outplayed the defense like they were kids

He made the quarterback look like he was in first grade

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little mahomey

When you’re so confident you think you can beat anyone

He walked into the game like he owned the place

He said he’d beat the team even if they had a 100-point lead

He acted like he had no fear and the game was already over

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little mahomey

When you’re so cool you make the whole team jealous

He was so cool he made the whole team want to quit

He was so chill the defense forgot how to play

He was so smooth the fans started cheering for him instead of the team

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little mahomey

When you’re so good you make the game look easy

He made the game look like it was a walk in the park

He played so well it felt like the other team was playing against a robot

He made the whole game feel like it was just a practice

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A little mahomey

When you throw the ball so far it looks like it’s going to hit the moon

He threw the ball so far it looked like it was going to hit the moon

He threw the ball like it was trying to escape the Earth

He threw the ball so far it made the fans laugh

by Slangipedia 17d ago