A little philip - A tiny hard-on that hits when you're trying to be cool but y

A tiny hard-on that hits when you're trying to be cool but you’re just not.

I said hi to my crush and now my little philip is out. It’s embarrassing.

I tried to be cool at the grocery store and now I’ve got a little philip. What even is life?

I said hello to my old friend and my little philip came out like it was a surprise party.