A little philip

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When a guy gets a tiny hard-on just because he sees someone he thinks is kinda hot or he wants to be friendly but is too lazy to actually talk.

Hey, I just saw you at the store. Hi. I think I got a little philip.

I said hello to my coworker and now I’m weirdly proud. Little philip, baby.

I passed my neighbor and got a little philip. Not my fault he’s cute.

A tiny hard-on that hits when you're trying to be cool but you’re just not.

I said hi to my crush and now my little philip is out. It’s embarrassing.

I tried to be cool at the grocery store and now I’ve got a little philip. What even is life?

I said hello to my old friend and my little philip came out like it was a surprise party.

When a guy gets a mini hard-on just because he thinks something is kinda nice or he wants to be polite but doesn’t actually care.

I said hi to my boss and now I have a little philip. I didn’t ask for this.

I saw a cute dog and got a little philip. Not my fault it was adorable.

I said ‘hello’ to my teacher and now I’m dealing with a little philip. What even is school?

That tiny hard-on you get when you're trying to be friendly but you’re just not that into it.

I said hi to my ex and got a little philip. It’s like my body doesn’t listen.

I greeted my friend and now I have a little philip. Why is this happening?

I said hello to my dad and got a little philip. What even is life?

When a guy gets a mini hard-on just because he’s trying to be nice but he doesn’t actually want to talk to anyone.

I said hi to my neighbor and now I have a little philip. It’s like my body has a mind of its own.

I waved at my crush and got a little philip. Not my fault I’m a mess.

I greeted my mom and now I have a little philip. I didn’t ask for this.

A tiny hard-on that hits when you’re just being friendly but you’re too lazy to actually do anything else.

I said hi to my crush and now I have a little philip. It’s a pain but I like it.

I greeted my friend and now I’ve got a little philip. Why is life so weird?

I said hello to my boss and now I have a little philip. It’s like my body is a traitor.