A little philip - A tiny hard-on that hits when you’re just being friendly but

A tiny hard-on that hits when you’re just being friendly but you’re too lazy to actually do anything else.

I said hi to my crush and now I have a little philip. It’s a pain but I like it.

I greeted my friend and now I’ve got a little philip. Why is life so weird?

I said hello to my boss and now I have a little philip. It’s like my body is a traitor.