A little philip
When a guy gets a mini hard-on just because he thinks something is kinda nice or he wants to be polite but doesn’t actually care.
I said hi to my boss and now I have a little philip. I didn’t ask for this.
I saw a cute dog and got a little philip. Not my fault it was adorable.
I said ‘hello’ to my teacher and now I’m dealing with a little philip. What even is school?