A Thing of the Past

This virus better be a thing of the past by next year or I’m done.

If this thing doesn’t die, I swear I’ll start a cult for the virus.

I’m praying this is a thing of the past, not a thing of the present.

This virus is the worst. I just want it to be a thing of the past.

If this thing doesn’t go away, I’m gonna scream.

This virus is like a bad ex. We all wish it was a thing of the past.

This virus is the worst thing ever. I want it to be a thing of the past.

I’m tired of this virus. It’s time for it to be a thing of the past.

If this virus doesn’t die, I’m gonna take it out on my pet.