A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A

I just got a thank you from my boss that said I should go fuck myself. Thanks, boss, I’ll take that as a compliment.

My mom said, 'Thank you for making my life hell. Go fuck yourself and come back when you’re ready to be useful.'

My friend thanked me for being the worst. I said, 'Thanks, I’ll go fuck myself and maybe I’ll be better next time.'

My teacher said, 'Thank you for being the worst student ever. Go fuck yourself and don’t come back until you’ve learned how to read.'

My dad said, 'Thanks for making me lose my patience. Go fuck yourself and maybe next time you’ll be less of a disaster.'

My coworker thanked me for being the worst. I said, 'Thanks, I’ll go fuck myself and maybe I’ll be less of a disaster next time.'

My sister said, 'Thank you for being the worst. Go fuck yourself and don’t come back until you’ve learned how to be nice.'

My boss said, 'Thanks for being the worst employee. Go fuck yourself and come back when you’ve learned how to do your job.'

My friend said, 'Thank you for being the worst. I’ll go fuck myself and maybe I’ll be better next time.'