A Thandi

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A Thandi is a guy who thinks he can pull off a wank in the middle of his day like it's no big deal, but when he's supposed to be with his friends, he'll drag things out until people are ready to punch him.

Thandi: 'I'll be there in 10 minutes.' (He shows up 3 hours later.)

Thandi: 'I'm just gonna take a quick leak.' (He's still there at midnight.)

Thandi: 'I'll be there in 10 minutes.' (He shows up 3 hours later.)

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Thandi is the niece of the Gods, and if she wasn't on Earth, the Angels would’ve thrown a hissy fit. Every time her birthday rolls around, people who actually matter stop being sad and start being happy.

'Thandi's birthday is here!' 'Oh no, I'm gonna be happy again.'

At the party, Thandi walks in and everyone forgets their problems.

Thandi walks in, and the whole room goes from sad to sassy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Thandi is a short, cute, and smart girl with a mouth like a sailor and a heart like a disco ball. She'll make your day or ruin it depending on how much she likes you.

'Thandi, why are you mad at me?' 'Because you said I looked like a hot dog.'

Thandi walks in, and suddenly everyone is laughing and dancing.

Thandi: 'I will beat you in this game.' (She does.)

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Thandi is a magical person who turns sadness into happiness. Just being near her makes your problems go away. She’s like a mood booster with a side of sass.

'I'm so sad today.' Thandi walks in, and suddenly I feel like I could conquer the world.

Thandi walks by, and I forget all my problems.

I was about to cry, and Thandi said, 'Don’t be a baby.' I stopped crying.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Thandi is an awesome bitch who will make you fall for her, break your heart, and leave you feeling like you were cheated on by a pizza.

Thandi dumps me, and I feel like my soul is missing.

She loves me for a while, then she leaves me for someone else.

Thandi loves me for a while, then she leaves me for someone else.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Thandi is a cute and smart girl who's got friends, likes Justin Bieber, and will make you jealous if you don’t have her as your best friend.

'Why are you jealous?' 'Because Thandi is my best friend, and she’s perfect.'

Thandi is cute, smart, and has a million friends.

Thandi is my best friend, and I’m not even mad that she loves Justin Bieber more than me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago