A Thing

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A thing is when two people are secretly banging each other but they don't want to be called a couple. They just say they have a thing. It's like dating, but without the drama and the actual effort.
My mom and the mailman have a thing. They both know it. I just know they're not getting married.
My brother and his teacher have a thing. He still gets in trouble for it.
My friend and the school janitor have a thing. They don't even hide it anymore.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A thing is a weird trend no one understands but suddenly everyone is into it. It becomes real when Wikipedia makes a page about it, like it's important.
That 'vibe' thing was a thing for like a week. Then it got a Wikipedia page.
The 'yeet' thing was just a stupid word, but now it's a thing.
The 'stan' thing is a thing now. I don't even know what it means.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A thing is a video game series where a guy named 154 fights robots, monsters, and other weird bio-weapons. It's terrible but people still play it because it's so bad it's good.
I played Thing Thing 3 for an hour and still didn't understand what the point was.
My cousin tried to beat Thing Thing 4 and got stuck in a biowaste chamber forever.
My brother's favorite thing is beating up Zeus with a shotgun in a car.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A thing is when you do something embarrassing, weird, or just plain stupid and you don't want to explain it. It's like a secret you keep to yourself.
I did a thing with my math teacher during lunch. I still don't know what it was.
My sister did a thing with the school principal. He didn't fire her, so it was worth it.
My friend did a thing with the bus driver. Now he knows my name.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A thing is when you can't remember the name of something and you just say 'a thing' instead. It's lazy, but it works.
I saw a thing that looked like a dog but it was a cat. It was confusing.
My brother tried to name his thing. He failed.
I saw a thing in the hallway. I didn't know what it was.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A thing is a video game series about a guy named 154 who fights robots and other weird stuff. It's like Madness, but it's not as good. It's also way more complicated.
Thing Thing is like Madness, but with more explosions and less sense.
I tried to beat Thing Thing 4 and failed because of a gas that took my healing power.
Thing Thing 3 had a dragon that was 25 feet tall and it kicked my ass.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A thing is when you're so confused or annoyed that you just say 'a thing' to describe it. It's like giving up and saying it doesn't matter.
This test is a thing. I don't know what it is.
That idea was a thing. It made no sense.
My teacher said my homework was a thing. I don't know what that means.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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