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BOGWITh? I don't even know what that means, but I use it anyway.

My teacher said BOGWITh when I spilled soda on the floor.

BOGWITh! My mom just yelled that at me for eating three pies.

BOGWITh! My dog ate my homework.

BOGWITh! I failed my math test.

BOGWITh! My brother just stole my phone.

BOGWITh! I got a D on my science quiz.

BOGWITh! My cat knocked over my cereal.

BOGWITh! I forgot my lunch again.

BOGWITh! I failed my history test.

BOGWITh! My dog peed on my shoes.

BOGWITh! I got stuck in the elevator.

BOGWITh! I got a bad grade.

BOGWITh! My sister is being a***hole.

BOGWITh! My phone died in the middle of a video game.

BOGWITh! My dog chased my neighbor.

BOGWITh! I spilled my milk.

BOGWITh! I got in trouble again.

She laughed so hard she peed her pants during lunch.

She told the principal you were a walking meatball.

She sent you a text that said, 'You’re a donut with no sprinkles.'

She said your face looked like a melted crayon box.

She laughed so loud the cafeteria got a warning.

She told your mom you were a bad sandwich.

She told you your hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.

She made you cry in front of your crush.

She said you smelled like old pizza and regret.

She said you had the brain of a goldfish.

She laughed at your math test like it was a joke.

She told your teacher you were a walking embarrassment.

She said your shoes looked like they were from the 80s.

She laughed when you tripped in front of everyone.

She told you your voice was like a broken kazoo.

My cousin's ex is a BOFU B. She eats tacos for breakfast and still looks like a donut at 3 PM.

My mom called my sister a BOFU B because she wore socks with sandals to the grocery store.

My dog ran away from a BOFU B and hid under the couch for a week.

My gym teacher is a BOFU B. He wears a shirt that says 'I survived the 80s' and still smells like stale chips.

My neighbor’s mom is a BOFU B. She wears pajamas to work and talks to her plants.

My friend's uncle is a BOFU B. He eats cereal for dinner and still looks like he hasn't slept in a month.

My teacher’s mom is a BOFU B. She wore a hat with feathers and still managed to make me cry.

My friend’s aunt is a BOFU B. She wears sunglasses at 9 AM and still smells like a gym sock.

My cousin’s boss is a BOFU B. He wears a shirt that says 'I love donuts' and still looks like he needs a nap.

My uncle’s cousin is a BOFU B. He eats pizza for breakfast and still smells like a sock drawer.

My dog’s best friend is a BOFU B. She wears a shirt that says 'I survived the 70s' and still looks like a raccoon.

My mom’s best friend is a BOFU B. She wears a hat that looks like a muffin and still talks to her plants.

My friend’s brother is a BOFU B. He eats cereal for dinner and still looks like he hasn’t slept in a year.

My teacher’s best friend is a BOFU B. She wears a shirt that says 'I love donuts' and still smells like a sock.

My dog’s best friend’s mom is a BOFU B. She wears pajamas to work and still talks to her plants like they’re her kids.

My cousin’s boss is a BOFU B. He eats pizza for breakfast and still smells like a gym sock.

My mom’s best friend’s dad is a BOFU B. He wears a hat with feathers and still talks to his plants like they’re his kids.

My dog’s best friend’s brother is a BOFU B. He wears a shirt that says 'I survived the 80s' and still looks like he needs a nap.

'I remember B. O. C. V like it was yesterday. I was stuck in a toilet for three days.'

'B. O. C. V was the beginning of my life being ruined by a virus and my mom's cooking.'

'That B. O. C. V was the day I learned to hate masks and my neighbor's cat.'

'B. O. C. V was when my dad started coughing like a dragon.'

'I cried when B. O. C. V happened. My dog ran away and my brother ate my pizza.'

'B. O. C. V was the day my math teacher wore a mask and I failed the test.'

'B. O. C. V was the day my dog wore a mask and I got a tattoo.'

'That B. O. C. V was the start of my life being a mess and my mom's new job.'

'B. O. C. V was when I had to eat pizza in a mask and my friend got sick.'