B.O.T.W.A.N.S.T.
You're so wild you might as well be a raccoon with a megaphone.
I was so wild I screamed at the ceiling like it was my ex.
He ran around the room like a raccoon with a megaphone.
She was wild enough to make the walls blush.
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B.O.T.W.A.N.S.T.
You're nonstop talking like you have a broken microphone and no sense of shame.
She talked nonstop like she was on a never-ending podcast.
He kept talking like he had a broken microphone and a full bladder.
They were nonstop talking like they had nothing better to do than annoy everyone.
B.O.T.W.A.N.S.T.
You're talking so much it sounds like a bunch of parrots got high and started arguing.
They were talking so much it felt like a parrot rave party.
He was talking so much it sounded like a bunch of parrots got high and started arguing.
She talked so much the ceiling started to yell back.
B.O.T.W.A.N.S.T.
You’re bouncing off the wall and nonstop talking like you’re trying to break the sound barrier and your legs.
He was bouncing off the wall and talking like he was trying to break the sound barrier and his legs.
She bounced off the wall and talked so much her legs were on fire.
They bounced off the wall and talked like they were trying to escape a loud, leg-burning prison.
B.O.T.W.A.N.S.T.
You're bouncing like a madman and talking like you're on a caffeine IV drip and have no idea what time it is.
He was bouncing like a madman and talking like he was on a caffeine IV drip.
She bounced like a madman and talked like she had no idea what time it was.
They bounced like a madman and talked like they were on a caffeine IV drip and had no life.
B.O.R.G. Matrix
Banks (or Big Business) = the greedy, money-hungry monsters who think you're just a paycheck away from being a broke fool.
My bank just charged me $10 for using my own ATM. Classic.
Big Business is just a bunch of suits who don't know the meaning of the word 'free'.
I'm not rich. I'm just broke in a fancy suit.
B.O.R.G. Matrix
Organized Religion = a group of holy people who all agree to be wrong and charge you for it.
My church said I needed to give $50 for a 'sinful life'. Thanks, I'm now broke and guilty.
Religion is just a $100 donation for a 5-minute prayer.
They told me I'd go to hell if I didn't tip the priest. I gave him $20 and now I'm confused.
B.O.R.G. Matrix
Government = the group of people who swear they're working for you, but then tax you for it.
The government said they'd fix the roads. Now I’m stuck in traffic and paying for it.
They told me the government was like a family. Then they taxed me for my brother’s mistake.
Government is just a fancy word for 'we’re gonna take your money and maybe fix something later'.
B.O.R.G. Matrix
The entity that controls every aspect of your life (also known as the Illuminati) = a secret group of rich people who think they're gods and want you to be their slave forever.
The Illuminati is just a bunch of rich people who think they’re the bees’ knees.
They control everything. Even my coffee. I think they’re trying to make me a zombie.
The Illuminati is real. I just don’t know if I want to be their puppet or their pet.
B.O.O.M.M.D.
When you're so bored you're about to die, but you still talk nonsense instead of doing something smart.
I’ve been B. O. O. M. M. D. for three hours and I still haven’t stopped talking about my cat’s hairball problems.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. in class and I told the teacher my hamster had a PhD.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. on the bus and I told the driver my goldfish was running for president.
B.O.O.M.M.D.
You're so bored you're ready to scream, but you just ramble about dumb stuff instead of fixing your life.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my mom my phone was having a midlife crisis.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. at the park and I argued with a squirrel about the meaning of life.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my friend my fridge had a crush on me.
B.O.O.M.M.D.
You're so bored you want to cry, but instead you just keep talking about dumb stuff like it's a job.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my dad my shoes were planning a coup.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I said my toaster was going to space.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my sister my lamp was mad at me.
B.O.O.M.M.D.
You're so bored you're ready to throw your life away, but you just keep talking about dumb stuff like it's the only thing that matters.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my teacher my pencil was going to jail.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I said my eraser had a secret identity.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my friend my highlighter was in love with me.
B.O.O.M.M.D.
You're so bored you're about to faint, but you still waste your time talking about dumb stuff like it's the most important thing in the world.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my mom my blender was having a fight with my microwave.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I said my sock was going to take over the world.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my friend my backpack had a crush on me.
B.O.O.B.S.
The best things a baby can suck on, and also the best things a man can stare at while eating a burger.
My baby niece is the best baby ever. She eats my B. O. O. B. S. like they're goldfish crackers.
My dad looked at my B. O. O. B. S. like they were a free pizza.
I tried to eat a burger while looking at my B. O. O. B. S. and I dropped my fries.
B.O.O.B.S.
They’re like the snack of a baby, but way more delicious and way less healthy.
My baby brother’s B. O. O. B. S. are like a snack bar for babies. I want a snack bar for adults.
My B. O. O. B. S. are so good, my dog tried to steal them.
I gave my baby cousin my B. O. O. B. S. and she cried because they weren’t chocolate.
B.O.O.B.S.
They’re the thing a baby chews on, and also the thing a man chews on when he’s trying not to think about his ex.
My baby chewed on my B. O. O. B. S. like they were a rubber duck. I cried.
My dad’s B. O. O. B. S. are so big, they look like they’re going to explode.
I tried to ignore my ex by looking at my B. O. O. B. S., but I still cried.
B.O.N.E. Enterpri$e
The first album Bone Thugs used, which was so bad it made people cry and throw up.
Man, Faces Of Death was like listening to a broken record in a garbage can.
I tried to listen to it on a road trip and my buddy threw up in the backseat.
That album was so bad my dog walked out of the room.
B.O.N.E. Enterpri$e
The first album Bone Thugs put out, and it was so bad it should’ve been banned in school.
My teacher made me listen to it during detention and I got in trouble for laughing too loud.
That album was so bad my mom banned it from the house.
I failed math because I was too busy listening to it instead of studying.
B.O.N.E. Enterpri$e
The first album Bone Thugs used, and it was so annoying it could’ve been used to torture people.
I had to listen to it every day during lunch, and I almost turned into a zombie.
That album was so loud my neighbor came to my house and yelled at me.
I tried to sleep with it on and ended up dreaming about it.