B.O.O.M.M.D.
You're so bored you want to cry, but instead you just keep talking about dumb stuff like it's a job.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my dad my shoes were planning a coup.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I said my toaster was going to space.
I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my sister my lamp was mad at me.