B.O.O.B.S.

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The best things a baby can suck on, and also the best things a man can stare at while eating a burger.

My baby niece is the best baby ever. She eats my B. O. O. B. S. like they're goldfish crackers.

My dad looked at my B. O. O. B. S. like they were a free pizza.

I tried to eat a burger while looking at my B. O. O. B. S. and I dropped my fries.

They’re like the snack of a baby, but way more delicious and way less healthy.

My baby brother’s B. O. O. B. S. are like a snack bar for babies. I want a snack bar for adults.

My B. O. O. B. S. are so good, my dog tried to steal them.

I gave my baby cousin my B. O. O. B. S. and she cried because they weren’t chocolate.

They’re the thing a baby chews on, and also the thing a man chews on when he’s trying not to think about his ex.

My baby chewed on my B. O. O. B. S. like they were a rubber duck. I cried.

My dad’s B. O. O. B. S. are so big, they look like they’re going to explode.

I tried to ignore my ex by looking at my B. O. O. B. S., but I still cried.