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B.O.C.F.
A person with a huge nose that looks like it was hit by a train. Also used to insult anyone you hate more than your ex.
My cousin got called B. O. C. F. because he cried when he got a black eye.
She said her boss was a B. O. C. F. after he yelled at her for spilling coffee.
My friend’s dog is a B. O. C. F. because it sniffed his butt for five minutes.
B.O.C.F.
A guy with a nose so big it could double as a doorstop. Also a way to tell someone they’re a loser.
My teacher said my brother was a B. O. C. F. for wearing a hat to hide his nose.
I called my dad a B. O. C. F. because he eats soup with a spoon.
My neighbor’s cat chased a B. O. C. F. around the block.
B.O.C.F.
A human with a nose that could knock out a wrestler. Also used when you want to make someone feel like a fool.
At the party, I called my uncle a B. O. C. F. because he tried to dance with a chicken.
My mom said my brother was a B. O. C. F. because he wore a mask to hide his nose.
My friend’s teacher called him a B. O. C. F. because he talked to a plant.
B.O.C. Special
Take a dump right on someone’s chest and smother them with plastic wrap like they’re a soggy burrito.
I just B. O. C. Special’d my cousin. He’s still wrapped up like a present.
At the sleepover, I B. O. C. Special’d my best friend. He’s crying and covered in saran wrap.
My mom B. O. C. Special’d my brother for eating the last slice of pizza.
B.O.C. Special
Plop your poop on someone’s chest and seal them in a plastic prison.
I B. O. C. Special’d my crush. Now he looks like a fart in a bag.
My dad B. O. C. Special’d my dog. Poor thing can’t move.
I B. O. C. Special’d my teacher. She’s stuck in a plastic bubble and can’t grade my test.
B.O.C. Special
Dump your guts on someone’s chest and wrap them up so tight they think they’re in a coffin.
I B. O. C. Special’d my brother. He’s buried in saran wrap and can’t breathe.
My friend B. O. C. Special’d her mom. Now she’s like a wrapped-up taco.
I B. O. C. Special’d my neighbor. He’s screaming and covered in goo.
B.O.Blivious
People who think they're cool but smell like a gym sock that’s been buried under a dead raccoon for a month.
My cousin walked into the room and I nearly fainted. He looked like a king but smelled like a sewer rat.
She showed up to the party in a nice shirt and jeans but reeked like old cheese and regret.
He tried to flirt with me but I could tell he hadn’t showered since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.
B.O.Blivious
People who dress like they’re going to a fancy dinner but have the body odor of a wet dog that’s been left in a trash can.
He wore a suit to the wedding but his armpits were louder than the band.
She came to the meeting with perfect hair but her breath smelled like expired pizza.
He tried to impress me but his smell made me want to run away.
B.O.Blivious
People who act like they’re the king of the castle but have the stench of a landfill that’s been hit by a hurricane.
He walked into the class and everyone turned their noses up. He looked like royalty but smelled like a dead fish in a sock.
She came to the party in a nice dress but her smell made me want to leave.
He tried to talk to me but I could barely hear him over the smell of his feet.
B.O.Blivious
People who look like they just stepped out of a magazine but have the body odor of a trash can that’s been sitting in the sun for a week.
He came to the interview dressed like a model but his smell was worse than the coffee break.
She showed up to the meeting in a pretty outfit but her smell made me want to leave.
He tried to be charming but I could barely hear him over the stench.
B.O.Blivious
People who think they're the best-dressed in the room but have the smell of a sock that’s been worn for three years and never washed.
He walked into the party like he owned the place but his smell was worse than the DJ’s playlist.
She came to the event in a nice dress but her smell made me want to run away.
He tried to talk to me but his smell was so bad I had to hold my breath.
B.O.Blivious
People who dress like they're going to a ball but have the body odor of a gym sock that’s been left in a sock drawer for a year.
He came to the event looking like a prince but his smell made me want to leave.
She showed up in a pretty outfit but her breath smelled like old pizza and regret.
He tried to impress me but I could barely hear him over the stench.
B.O.B.S.
A messy butt from way too much butt-fucking or sticking weird stuff up your backside. It’s like your ass got run over by a truck full of poop.
My cousin got B. O. B. S. after trying to fit a whole pizza in his colon.
That guy at the party had B. O. B. S. and it looked like a raccoon came out of his pants.
I got B. O. B. S. from eating a whole bag of marshmallows and a bottle of soda.
B.O.B.S.
A baby with super oiled and jiggly boobs. Like a baby who got rubbed with lard and then hugged by a donut.
My niece has B. O. B. S. and she looks like a baby made of butter.
That baby at the mall had B. O. B. S. and it was like a chocolate fountain exploded on her chest.
My friend’s kid had B. O. B. S. and it was so shiny, it could blind you.
B.O.B.S.
When you’re so mad about something stupid that you yell at your friends or post a rant about it online. Like when your mom took your phone and you lost your last level.
My brother got B. O. B. S. because his dog ate his homework.
I had B. O. B. S. when my crush texted me ‘lol’ instead of ‘hey’.
My friend got B. O. B. S. because her cat knocked over her cereal.
B.O.B.N.
The person who brings the worst kind of news, like a poop-filled hurricane in a sock.
Your mom just told you she failed your dad's math test.
Your pet goldfish died, and it was wearing your brother's hat.
Your teacher said you have to do extra homework for the rest of the year.
B.O.B.N.
The human version of a broken vending machine, spitting out only bad news and expired snacks.
Your dad just told you your allowance is cut in half.
Your friend said you’re the worst at hide and seek ever.
Your math test was so bad, your calculator cried.
B.O.B.N.
The person who tells you your life is a dumpster fire, and it’s only getting hotter.
Your mom just said you have to clean your room before you can watch TV.
Your teacher said you got a D on your science test.
Your friend told you your dog ate your homework.
B.O.B.N.
A human trash can that only holds bad news and used tissues.
Your dad just said you have to do chores for a month.
Your teacher said you’re the worst at spelling.
Your friend told you your pet turtle is now a vegan.
B.O.B.N.
The person who walks into a room and instantly makes the air smell like regret and burnt toast.
Your mom just told you she’s selling the house.
Your teacher said you have to do a presentation on your worst enemy.
Your friend said your dog’s favorite toy is now your math homework.
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