B.O.Blivious

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People who think they're cool but smell like a gym sock that’s been buried under a dead raccoon for a month.
My cousin walked into the room and I nearly fainted. He looked like a king but smelled like a sewer rat.
She showed up to the party in a nice shirt and jeans but reeked like old cheese and regret.
He tried to flirt with me but I could tell he hadn’t showered since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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People who dress like they’re going to a fancy dinner but have the body odor of a wet dog that’s been left in a trash can.
He wore a suit to the wedding but his armpits were louder than the band.
She came to the meeting with perfect hair but her breath smelled like expired pizza.
He tried to impress me but his smell made me want to run away.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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People who act like they’re the king of the castle but have the stench of a landfill that’s been hit by a hurricane.
He walked into the class and everyone turned their noses up. He looked like royalty but smelled like a dead fish in a sock.
She came to the party in a nice dress but her smell made me want to leave.
He tried to talk to me but I could barely hear him over the smell of his feet.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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People who look like they just stepped out of a magazine but have the body odor of a trash can that’s been sitting in the sun for a week.
He came to the interview dressed like a model but his smell was worse than the coffee break.
She showed up to the meeting in a pretty outfit but her smell made me want to leave.
He tried to be charming but I could barely hear him over the stench.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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People who think they're the best-dressed in the room but have the smell of a sock that’s been worn for three years and never washed.
He walked into the party like he owned the place but his smell was worse than the DJ’s playlist.
She came to the event in a nice dress but her smell made me want to run away.
He tried to talk to me but his smell was so bad I had to hold my breath.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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People who dress like they're going to a ball but have the body odor of a gym sock that’s been left in a sock drawer for a year.
He came to the event looking like a prince but his smell made me want to leave.
She showed up in a pretty outfit but her breath smelled like old pizza and regret.
He tried to impress me but I could barely hear him over the stench.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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