B.O.B.S.
A baby with super oiled and jiggly boobs. Like a baby who got rubbed with lard and then hugged by a donut.
My niece has B. O. B. S. and she looks like a baby made of butter.
That baby at the mall had B. O. B. S. and it was like a chocolate fountain exploded on her chest.
My friend’s kid had B. O. B. S. and it was so shiny, it could blind you.