B.O.B.S.

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A messy butt from way too much butt-fucking or sticking weird stuff up your backside. It’s like your ass got run over by a truck full of poop.
My cousin got B. O. B. S. after trying to fit a whole pizza in his colon.
That guy at the party had B. O. B. S. and it looked like a raccoon came out of his pants.
I got B. O. B. S. from eating a whole bag of marshmallows and a bottle of soda.
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A baby with super oiled and jiggly boobs. Like a baby who got rubbed with lard and then hugged by a donut.
My niece has B. O. B. S. and she looks like a baby made of butter.
That baby at the mall had B. O. B. S. and it was like a chocolate fountain exploded on her chest.
My friend’s kid had B. O. B. S. and it was so shiny, it could blind you.
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When you’re so mad about something stupid that you yell at your friends or post a rant about it online. Like when your mom took your phone and you lost your last level.
My brother got B. O. B. S. because his dog ate his homework.
I had B. O. B. S. when my crush texted me ‘lol’ instead of ‘hey’.
My friend got B. O. B. S. because her cat knocked over her cereal.
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