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B.O.B.F.O.K.
A chunk of meat with a face that looks like a melted crayon
My cousin's B. O. B. F. O. K. is so bad, I thought it was a science experiment gone wrong.
My ex said my B. O. B. F. O. K. was the reason she left me for a toaster.
My dog looks at my B. O. B. F. O. K. and cries.
B.O.B.F.O.K.
A human who thinks they’re hot but is just a mess in a suit
My boss’s B. O. B. F. O. K. makes me want to quit.
My date had a B. O. B. F. O. K. so bad, I asked for a refund.
My neighbor’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is why the whole street smells like regret.
B.O.B.F.O.K.
A body that smells like old socks and a face that looks like it got hit by a pizza
I saw my brother’s B. O. B. F. O. K. and I ran for my life.
My teacher’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is why I failed math.
My friend’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is so bad, it scared the ghost in the house.
B.O.B.F.O.K.
A person who looks like they were made by a kid who didn’t know what they were doing
My mom’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is why I have nightmares.
My friend’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is so bad, it got a restraining order.
My pet hates my B. O. B. F. O. K. and won’t stop barking at me.
B.O.B.F.O.K.
A living disaster that walks and talks and probably smells like a gym sock
My uncle’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is why I don’t go to family dinners.
My crush’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is why I now have a crush on a cat.
My B. O. B. F. O. K. is so bad, it got a job at a clown school.
B.O.B.F.O.K.
A person who looks like they were thrown into a blender and then stepped on
My brother’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is why he’s not in the prom court.
My friend’s B. O. B. F. O. K. got kicked out of the gym.
My neighbor’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is why the whole block smells like regret.
B.O.B. garage
A nightstand where a girl keeps her B. O. B. (Battery Operated Boyfriend or dildo) so it doesn't get kicked out of the house.
My B. O. B. is in the garage because my mom found it in my room again.
The B. O. B. is in the garage because it got caught cheating on my phone.
My B. O. B. was in the garage because it got grounded for talking back.
B.O.B. garage
A place where a girl hides her B. O. B. when it's being bad and needs a time-out.
The B. O. B. got sent to the garage because it kept making noise at midnight.
My B. O. B. was in the garage because it wouldn't stop flirting with my brother's phone.
I had to take my B. O. B. to the garage because it wouldn't stop bragging.
B.O.B. garage
The B. O. B.'s jail, where it goes when it breaks rules and needs to be recharged with some shame.
The B. O. B. was in the garage because it wouldn't stop texting my best friend.
My B. O. B. got stuck in the garage for using my phone without asking.
The B. O. B. was in the garage because it got caught eating my chips.
B.O.B. Belly On Back
when a fat man crashes into you from behind and his gut slaps you like a wet sock
my uncle hit me in the back and I felt his lunch meat in my face
the guy behind me at the buffet had a belly like a sack of potatoes
my friend got B. O. B. ed by a guy in a tight shirt and it looked like a sausage festival
B.O.B. Belly On Back
when you’re holding a woman and her gut plops out like a tire on a flatbed truck
I was holding my girlfriend and her belly came out like a pizza box
my cousin’s date looked like a deflated balloon when he held her
my brother grabbed a girl and her gut looked like it was about to pop
B.O.B. Belly On Back
when you’re trying to squeeze past someone and their gut takes up half the hallway
I had to fight my way through a guy’s gut like it was a monster
the lady in front of me had a belly that blocked the whole door
I got stuck between a guy and his gut like it was a wall
B.O.B The Culture
B. O. B The Culture is when you act like a savage beast who doesn't care about no silly goals. You'd rather slap some bitches and punch some fuckboys than actually work for what you want.
I'd rather beat up my ex than study for my test.
I'd rather fight a gang than do my math homework.
I'd rather get in a bar fight than apply for that job.
B.O.B The Culture
B. O. B The Culture is for people who'd rather be the king of the street than be the butt-kisser of some rich guy. You work hard and don't let no girl or guy distract you.
I'd rather be a king of the block than be a puppy dog to some rich girl.
I don't need no love, I need no money.
I don't need no drama, I need no fame.
B.O.B The Culture
B. O. B The Culture is when you're so busy being a beast that you don't even have time to play with the other beasts. You're too busy crushing your goals to care about no fools.
I'd rather crush my goals than play with no fools.
I don't need no fun, I need no fortune.
I'm too busy being a beast to play with no beast.
B.O.B The Culture
B. O. B The Culture is for people who don't want no love, no money, no fame. You just want to grind and get rich without no stupid distractions.
I don't want no love, I want no money.
I don't want no fame, I want no fortune.
I don't want no drama, I want no glory.
B.O.B The Culture
B. O. B The Culture is when you're too busy being a savage to play with no fools. You're too busy making your goals real to care about no silly love stuff.
I'm too busy being a beast to play with no fools.
I'm too busy crushing my goals to care about no love.
I'm too busy making my dreams real to care about no drama.
B.O.B The Culture
B. O. B The Culture is like being the beast of the block who doesn’t need no love, no money, no fame. You just want to make your dreams real without no stupid distractions.
I don’t need no love, I just need no money.
I don’t need no fame, I just need no fortune.
I don’t need no drama, I just need no glory.
B.O.A.T.S.
Means the story is mostly fake but has a little truth. People use it to make things sound real even when they're lying through their teeth.
"That fight happened in the mall, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who was probably in the food court.
"I saw that guy get kicked out of the bar, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who was probably drunk and also in the bar.
"My ex got married to a goat, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who might have a goat problem.
B.O.A.T.S.
A way to say something is somewhat true, but mostly made up. People use it like a crutch when they can't tell the whole truth.
"I didn't steal the pizza, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who also didn't steal the bread.
"The teacher said I failed, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably failed.
"The dog ran away, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who also ran away with the dog.
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