Discover Slang

B.O.A.T.S.
Used when you're trying to make a story sound real, even though it's mostly a load of garbage. It's like a half-truth with a side of lies.
"I saw the principal eat a whole cake, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably ate the cake too.
"The school is haunted, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably saw a ghost in the bathroom.
"The principal's dog is a superhero, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who might need a superhero.
B.O.A.T.S.
A fancy way to say something's kind of real but mostly fake. People use it when they want to sound cool but don't want to admit they're full of crap.
"The school exploded, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably just yelled at the principal.
"I dated the mayor's son, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who might have just dated the mayor's pet.
"The dog flew to Mars, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who might be on a spaceship.
B.O.A.T.S.
A way to say a story is barely true. People use it like a dirty sock when they're too lazy to tell the truth properly.
"The dog turned into a robot, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably turned into a robot too.
"The principal's hat is alive, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably wears the hat at night.
"I won the lottery, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably just won a free pizza.
B.O.A.T.S.
Means the story is mostly lies, but there might be a tiny bit of truth. People use it like a cheap gift when they don't want to admit they're full of it.
"I saw the president eat a sandwich, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably ate the sandwich too.
"The dog is a wizard, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who might be a wizard too.
"The principal has a secret life as a rapper, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably raps in the bathroom.
B.O.A.S.
B. O. A. S. is when dumbass retards who thought McCain would win the election get a massive shock when Obama actually wins. They go nuts, cry, or try to kill themselves.
I knew McCain was gonna win. Now I'm gonna die.
Obama won? That’s the worst thing ever!
I’m gonna throw my phone out the window because of this.
B.O.A.S.
B. O. A. S. is when stupid people who picked McCain over Obama get their feelings hurt so bad they act like the world ended.
I picked McCain. Now I’m gonna eat my feelings.
Obama won? I feel like I lost my best friend.
I’m gonna punch the TV because of this.
B.O.A.S.
B. O. A. S. is when the biggest dummies in the world think McCain will win, but Obama wins and they go absolutely insane.
McCain was gonna win! I’m gonna scream until I’m dead.
Obama won? I’m gonna throw a hissy fit.
I’m so mad I might burn my house down.
B.O. Pumproast
A Jew girl with a big schnozz who lets guys ram her up the rear to keep her snatch untouched.
She took it in the butt so her hymen wouldn't get torn.
He gave her a digital goodnight to save her purity.
She let him plug her up the backside to stay a virgin.
B.O. Pumproast
A Jewish woman with a nose like a weasel who gets butt-fucked to keep her pussy closed.
He stuck it up her backside to keep her virginity intact.
She let him ram her up the rectum to stay a virgin.
She took a digital goodnight to keep her snatch tight.
B.O. Pumproast
A frumpy Jewish girl with a nose like a pig who gets plugged in the backside to stay untouched.
She let him plug her up the butt to keep her virginity.
He gave her a digital goodnight to keep her snatch closed.
She took it in the rectum to stay a virgin.
B.O. Plenty
The guy who somehow got to be president. A fake detective in a comic book. A nickname for Barack Obama that people use when they're mad. He's like a broke kid who won the lottery and got the keys to the White House.
"B. O. Plenty? More like B. O. Bunch.", a tweet from a guy who thinks he's funny
My kid said, 'Why's he still president?' I said, 'Because he's B. O. Plenty.'
He's not rich. He's not smart. He's B. O. Plenty.
B.O. Plenty
The president who smells like a gym sock. A fake cop in a comic book. A nickname for Barack Obama that people throw like insults. He's not rich. He's not famous. He's just B. O. Plenty.
"He's B. O. Plenty. That’s not a name. That’s a punishment.", a DM from a confused fan
At the gym, I said, 'That guy smells like B. O. Plenty.'
He's not a hero. He's B. O. Plenty.
B.O. Plenty
The president who reeks like a trash can. A fake cop in a comic book. A nickname for Barack Obama that people use when they're annoyed. He's not cool. He's not smart. He's B. O. Plenty.
"He's B. O. Plenty. He's not cool. He's not smart. He's just messy.", a tweet from a kid
I told my mom, 'He's B. O. Plenty.' She said, 'That’s not a name. That’s a problem.'
He's not a king. He's B. O. Plenty.
B.O. Bobble Bizzle
The most gutless, meanie, shorty who torments people and eats smob's smut like it's his lunch break.
He stole my pizza and ate it with smob's smut for breakfast.
He laughed when my dog died from B. O. Bobble Bizzle's smut.
He tried to smob my mom and got kicked out of the house.
B.O. Bobble Bizzle
A tiny, evil, smut-eating beast who makes your life a nightmare and smobs smut like it's his favorite sport.
He smobbed my smut and then smobbed my dog.
He came to my house and ate my smut like it was a cake.
He smobbed my mom and then my dad.
B.O. Bobble Bizzle
The worst, smallest, smut-loving creep who makes people cry and smobs smut like it's his job.
He smobbed my smut and then smobbed my brother.
He came to school and smobbed my smut in front of everyone.
He smobbed my smut and then my lunch.
B.O. Bobble Bizzle
A smut-devouring, tiny, meanie who lives to ruin your day and smobs smut like it's his favorite hobby.
He smobbed my smut and then ran away.
He came to my house and ate my smut and my smob.
He smobbed my smut and then my math test.
B.O. Bobble Bizzle
The tiniest, nastiest, smut-munching, smob-slobbering, little monster who ruins everything and smobs smut like it's his religion.
He smobbed my smut and then my religion.
He came to my house and smobbed my smut and my mom.
He smobbed my smut and then my dog's smut.
b/o
The worst smell ever. It comes from your pits when you let your sweat sit there too long and it turns into a gross stink like a dead raccoon.
My gym sock smell is nothing compared to my B. O. today.
I walked into class and my teacher asked if I had a dead goat in my armpit.
My dog ran away from me because my B. O. was too strong.
b/o
When you skip deodorant and your armpits turn into a trash can full of old cheese and rotting meat.
My B. O. was so bad my friend started breathing through his mouth.
I sat next to my uncle on the bus and he didn’t say a word for the rest of the trip.
My B. O. scared my cat into hiding in the closet.
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