Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A chunk of meat with a face that looks like a melted crayon

My cousin's B. O. B. F. O. K. is so bad, I thought it was a science experiment gone wrong.

My ex said my B. O. B. F. O. K. was the reason she left me for a toaster.

My dog looks at my B. O. B. F. O. K. and cries.

2

A human who thinks they’re hot but is just a mess in a suit

My boss’s B. O. B. F. O. K. makes me want to quit.

My date had a B. O. B. F. O. K. so bad, I asked for a refund.

My neighbor’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is why the whole street smells like regret.

3

A body that smells like old socks and a face that looks like it got hit by a pizza

I saw my brother’s B. O. B. F. O. K. and I ran for my life.

My teacher’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is why I failed math.

My friend’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is so bad, it scared the ghost in the house.

4

A person who looks like they were made by a kid who didn’t know what they were doing

My mom’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is why I have nightmares.

My friend’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is so bad, it got a restraining order.

My pet hates my B. O. B. F. O. K. and won’t stop barking at me.

5

A living disaster that walks and talks and probably smells like a gym sock

My uncle’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is why I don’t go to family dinners.

My crush’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is why I now have a crush on a cat.

My B. O. B. F. O. K. is so bad, it got a job at a clown school.

6

A person who looks like they were thrown into a blender and then stepped on

My brother’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is why he’s not in the prom court.

My friend’s B. O. B. F. O. K. got kicked out of the gym.

My neighbor’s B. O. B. F. O. K. is why the whole block smells like regret.