B.O.B. Belly On Back

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when a fat man crashes into you from behind and his gut slaps you like a wet sock

my uncle hit me in the back and I felt his lunch meat in my face

the guy behind me at the buffet had a belly like a sack of potatoes

my friend got B. O. B. ed by a guy in a tight shirt and it looked like a sausage festival

when you’re holding a woman and her gut plops out like a tire on a flatbed truck

I was holding my girlfriend and her belly came out like a pizza box

my cousin’s date looked like a deflated balloon when he held her

my brother grabbed a girl and her gut looked like it was about to pop

when you’re trying to squeeze past someone and their gut takes up half the hallway

I had to fight my way through a guy’s gut like it was a monster

the lady in front of me had a belly that blocked the whole door

I got stuck between a guy and his gut like it was a wall