A dude named Jake is a total legend. He’d let anyone walk over him just to save his girl. If someone messes with her, he’ll beat them to a pulp with a mop.
Jake saw some kid picking on his girl. He grabbed a mop and said, 'You want some?'
He let his best friend get roasted by a teacher just so his friend wouldn’t get in trouble.
He cried in the hallway because his girl broke up with him. Then he cried harder when he realized he was still in love with her.
The duck strutted up to the stand and said, 'Hey, bom bom bom, you think you can take me on?' The guy at the stand said, 'I can’t punch your face in without getting closer,' then he laughed like a madman and said, 'Come on then, let’s get this over with.'
The duck walked up like he owned the place and said, 'I'm here to buy lemonade and also to beat you up.'
The man at the stand was like, 'I'm not scared of you, duck. I've had worse days.'
The duck just stood there, smirking, like he had already won.
The duck came up to the stand and said, 'Hey! Bom bom bom! I’m the guy who’s gonna make your life a living hell if you don’t give me lemonade!' The man replied, 'I can’t punch you without getting closer,' then he cackled and said, 'Come on, let’s see what you’re made of.'
The duck was all, 'I’m not just here for lemonade, I’m here for revenge.'
The man at the stand just shrugged and said, 'I’ve had worse days than this.'
The duck stood there like he was the king of the lemonade stand.
The duck came up and said, 'Hey, bom bom bom! I’m 33, I live in a fancy house, I don’t smoke, and I go to bed by 11. But if I have to fight you, I will beat you.' The man said, 'I can’t punch you without getting closer,' and then laughed and said, 'Let’s do this.'
The duck was like, 'I live a quiet life, but I’m not afraid of a little stand battle.'
The man at the stand just smiled and said, 'Okay, let’s see what you’ve got.'
The duck stood there like he was the most important duck in the world.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and said, 'I’m not here to fight. I just want my peace. I don’t even drink beer. I sleep like a baby. I don’t even know what a fight is.' Then he got mad and pecked the stand.
The duck came up and said he was 33 and lived in a fancy house and didn’t even know what a fight was. Then he pecked the stand.
The duck talked about his perfect life and then pecked the stand like it was his enemy.
He rambled about his perfect routine and then pecked the stand like it was a problem in his life.
The duck said, 'Hey, you’re coming at me?' The man said, 'I can’t punch you without getting closer.' Then he laughed and let the duck get right in his face.
The duck asked if he was coming at him, and the man said he had to get closer to punch him. Then he laughed and let the duck walk right up.
The man said he couldn’t hit the duck unless he got closer, then he just let the duck walk right up to him.
He said he had to get closer to punch the duck, then he let the duck stand right in his face like it was a challenge.