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A smelly bird that was used to roast people who were called witches. If you weighed the same as a duck, you were burned alive. No questions asked. Just wood and fire.
My grandma was called a witch because she weighed the same as a duck. She roasted me for it.
The witch trial was a bunch of nonsense. Just a duck and a scale.
They burned my uncle because he looked like a duck. He screamed like a duck too.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A silly idea from a movie where people dressed like clowns and sang about holy things. It was the worst movie ever, but it made ducks famous.
That movie was garbage, but the duck thing was iconic.
My teacher forced us to watch it. I got a duck for homework.
I still hate that movie. Ducks are not holy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Something that floats on water and is probably not a witch. But if it's a witch, it's definitely a duck.
My math teacher floats like a duck. I think he’s a witch.
That kid floats on water. He’s probably a witch.
I bet the principal is a witch. She floats like a duck.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who sells insurance and gets yelled at by people who hate him. He’s always trying to sell you something you don’t need.
That insurance guy is a pain. He won’t stop talking.
He called me a duck. I hung up on him.
He sold me insurance for my cat. That was a duck.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Something that looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and sounds like a duck. It’s probably a duck, but it could be a witch, a cat, or a guy who sells insurance.
That guy looks like a duck. He probably is one.
I think my dog is a duck. He quacks.
That insurance guy quacks like a duck. He’s a duck.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who gets easily tricked, like a fool. They believe everything they hear, even if it’s nonsense.
My brother is a total fool. He believed a duck was a witch.
I tricked my friend into thinking I was a duck.
That kid got tricked by a duck. He’s a fool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who gets run out of the game in cricket. They didn’t even score. They were bad at it.
He got out on the first ball. That’s a royal duck.
She scored zero. That’s a golden duck.
He got out without even hitting the ball. That’s a duck.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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