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A Maximally Informed Decision
A barely educated guess that somehow works out because you were just lucky and not actually smart
I picked the right answer because I guessed, not because I knew anything.
He said he was going to fail, but he got an A, just luck, nothing else.
She said she didn’t study, but she aced the test, probably just god’s doing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Maximally Informed Decision
A decision made by someone who thinks they're super smart, but actually just copied someone else’s work
He said he did the homework all by himself, but I saw him copy my answers.
She claimed she figured it all out on her own, turns out she just stole mine.
He said he didn’t need help, but he used my notes like a cheat sheet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Maximally Informed Decision
A choice you make because you think you're cool, but it's just a bad idea wrapped in a trendy vibe
He said he was going to be rich by investing in crypto, turns out he just lost all his money.
She thought she was going to be the best at everything, but she just failed the test.
He said he would be the king of the school, now he’s just the guy who got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Maximally Informed Decision
A decision made when you're too lazy to think and just pick whatever is closest to you
He picked the first option because he was too tired to think.
She chose the easiest answer just because it was right there.
He said he was going to be the best, but he just picked the first thing he saw.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Maximally Informed Decision
A choice you make when you're too dumb to realize you're making a terrible mistake
He said he would be the best at everything, but he failed the test.
She thought she was going to be rich, but she just lost all her money.
He said he was going to be cool, but he just got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Maximally Informed Decision
A decision you make when you think you're making it up, but it's just a guess with no real logic
He said he was making it up, but it was just a guess.
She thought she had a plan, but it was just random stuff.
He said he was going to win, but it was just a shot in the dark.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Max Fleming
This guy looks like he ate a whole pizza and a raccoon. His beard is so thick it could hide a murder.
'I weigh 300 pounds and I still eat like I'm 12.'
'My beard is so full of dirt I could grow a garden in it.'
'I once tried to shave and it looked like I had a face full of ants.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Max Fleming
Every time this guy opens his mouth, he spits out more lies than a dog spits out bones.
'I make $10,000 a month. I swear.'
'I once sold a fake diamond to my own mom.'
'I told my boss I was sick. I was just high.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Max Fleming
This guy loves gingers so much, he’d probably marry a ginger chicken if it asked him.
'I dated a ginger girl. She was hot. I dated a ginger cat. He was cute.'
'I once tried to convince a ginger dog to be my girlfriend.'
'I bought a ginger chicken for my birthday. It was the best gift ever.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Max Fleming
This guy doesn't have a Facebook. He has an Ebay. And it's full of trash.
'I sold my old TV on Ebay. It was still working.'
'I once sold my mom's wedding ring for $20.'
'I put my pet snake on Ebay. It didn’t get sold.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Max Fleming
This guy lives in a place so dirty, even a rat would call it a dump.
'I live in a hole in the ground. It's got a roof and everything.'
'My room smells like a dead dog.'
'I once tried to sleep and there was a mouse on my face.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Maverick Minute
A time period that could be 5 minutes or 3 days, depending on how much your bro talks about it like it's the end of the world.
'Man, this Maverick Minute is gonna change everything!', 2 hours later, he's still talking about a muffin.
'I started this Maverick Minute at 9 AM, and now it's 11 PM.', Also, he’s still wearing his pajamas.
'This Maverick Minute is the most important thing since the invention of pizza.', He’s not wrong, but he’s also not right.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Maverick Minute
When your bro tells you something took a Maverick Minute, it means he either forgot the time or just got distracted by his own coolness.
'I spent a Maverick Minute trying to find my keys.', He was actually looking for his phone, which he had in his hand the whole time.
'That Maverick Minute was the most intense 2 minutes of my life.', He was yelling at a toaster.
'I had a Maverick Minute to get ready for school.', He was still in his pajamas at 8:30 AM.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Maverick Minute
A Maverick Minute is like a bro’s version of a time limit, it’s not a time limit, it’s a bro limit.
'I had a Maverick Minute to finish my homework.', He spent it arguing with his dog about the meaning of life.
'That Maverick Minute was the longest 5 minutes of my life.', He was still talking about it 2 days later.
'I had a Maverick Minute to get out of the house.', He was still in his pajamas 3 days later.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Maverick
A person who eats birds like it's their job and doesn't care if the birds are still flying when they swallow them.
@BirdEater42: I ate three birds today. They didn't even flappin' at me.
My dog just ate a bird. Now he's a maverick too.
I'm a bird-eatin' maverick and I'm not sorry.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Maverick
A rule-breakin' pain in the ass who doesn't care if they get in trouble. They just want to be different, even if it means getting yelled at.
@RuleBreaker99: I broke the rules. I got yelled at. I'm still a maverick.
I didn't follow the rules. I got detention. I'm a maverick.
Rule-breakin' maverick. No regrets.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Maverick
A person who doesn't follow the crowd. They walk the other way when everyone else is walkin' the same path. They're like the weird kid in class who sits in the back.
@WeirdKid123: I sat in the back. I didn't follow anyone. I'm a maverick.
Everyone went left. I went right. I'm a maverick.
I don't follow people. I follow my own path. Maverick.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Maverick
A weirdo who doesn’t follow others. They write their own destiny, which is probably just a bunch of nonsense scribbled on a napkin.
@NapkinWriter: I wrote my own destiny on a napkin. It said 'maverick' and 'nonsense' and that’s all I needed.
I didn’t follow others. I wrote my own destiny. It was weird.
My destiny was scribbled on a napkin. I'm a maverick.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Maverick
A Logan Paul term for someone who’s too dumb to follow others. They think being different makes them a leader. It doesn’t. They’re just confused.
@LoganPaulFan: I’m different and I think I’m a leader. I’m a maverick.
Logan Paul said I’m a maverick. I don’t know what that means. I’m confused.
I’m a maverick. I’m a leader. I’m confused.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Maverick
A person who goes the opposite way when everyone else is going one way. They’re like the weirdo who walks into traffic just to be different.
@TrafficWalker: I walked into traffic just to be different. I'm a maverick.
Everyone went left. I went right. I walked into traffic. I'm a maverick.
I went right when everyone else went left. I walked into traffic. I'm a maverick.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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