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A Luke is someone who runs from one fast-food spot to another like a maniac, eating a full meal at each, usually when they're hungover and trying to forget they did something stupid.

A Luke is like a person who's got everything in life but still acts like they're missing a limb, and they’re usually the one who makes everyone else feel like they’re the weird one.

A Luke is a guy who’s sick of people saying 'Luke, I am your father' and acts like they’re the only one who’s ever said that to him, but he's still the kind of guy who'll help you move, even if he’s hungover.

A Luke is someone who reads this and thinks, 'Oh, it's about me,' and then proceeds to make everyone else feel like they're the weird one.

A Luke is someone who talks without thinking and then spends the rest of the day apologizing for it, even if it was completely unnecessary.

A Luke is someone who’s awesome, but they think they’re not, and they’re usually the kind of guy who would help you move even if he’s hungover.

A Luke is someone who will do anything for you, even if they hate it, and they’ll stay up all night to text you and listen to your problems, even if they fall asleep halfway through.

Your sidekick who’s always there to back you up. People think he’s just some weakling who follows you around, but you know he’s the real deal. He’s like the younger brother of the famous Mario bros, except he’s way better and no one sees it.

He calls you at 3 a. m. just to tell you some dumb story or say he misses you. He’s the only one who knows when to talk and when to shut up. He even calls you drunk and yells how awesome you are.

Luigi is the better Mario brother, and everyone knows it. He’s the one who saved Mario from being a total failure, and no one even gives him credit.

A cool-ass guy who’s always getting outshined by his short, fat brother, Mario. He’s got the style and the moves, but Mario always takes the spotlight.

Luigi is your best friend. He’s always there, he’s super friendly, and he’s got a great smile. He’s the type of bro you’d take anywhere.

The younger Mario brother who’s fast and strong. He’s shy and scared, but he’s got some serious power. He’s the kind of guy who’d clean your house just to be nice.

A girl who dates you just so she can stick her thing in you and call it a day. No feelings. No drama. Just a quickie and a thank you.

A girl who likes her meat and doesn’t care if you’re still wearing your pants when you come home.

A girl who sees you as a portal to her pleasure and doesn’t care if you’re happy afterward.

When someone is so broke they can’t afford food but buys a whole keg of cheap beer and ends up puking carrots in a bathtub like a drunk pig, turning themselves into a soggy broth for a carrot soup.

A person who has no money but drinks until they’re wasted and pukes carrots into a bath, making themselves look like a soggy broth for a carrot soup.

When someone is so broke they drink all their money and end up vomiting carrots in a bath, making themselves the main ingredient in a weird carrot soup.

A lucky Anderson is when a woman jacks off a guy with one hand and shoves her thumb up his butt, then when he’s about to blow his load, she yanks her thumb out like she’s popping her thumb in her mouth to make a loud noise.