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A Lund Special

Sliding your thing into a girl’s pants while she’s sleeping and then acting like you’re the one who got tricked when she wakes up and starts screaming.

He did it while I was dreaming about ice cream and then said, 'You were snoring like a spaceship.'

She screamed so loud I thought the whole neighborhood heard her.

He did it and then said, 'You were dreaming about donuts!'

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A Luke Murden

A person who can’t hold their poop and leaks it everywhere like a broken toilet.

My uncle is a Luke Murden. He pooped in my mom’s car during a family trip.

At the mall, a Luke Murden pooped in the escalator. It was a disaster.

My teacher called me a Luke Murden after I pooped on the floor during math test.

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A Luke Murden

Someone who poops so much, it’s like they’re running a poop factory inside their pants.

My brother is a Luke Murden. He poops three times a day, sometimes twice in the same toilet.

At the bus stop, a Luke Murden pooped on the seat. I had to sit on the floor.

My mom called me a Luke Murden because I pooped on my shoes during breakfast.

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A Luke Murden

A person who poops so bad, it smells like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.

My dad is a Luke Murden. He pooped in the bathtub and it smelled like a dead raccoon.

During lunch, a Luke Murden pooped in the cafeteria. The whole school ran out.

I called my friend a Luke Murden because he pooped in my backpack and it reeked.

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A Luke Momento

when you act like a brain-dead donkey and make a mess of everything

I tried to cook breakfast and now the kitchen looks like a war zone.

I texted my crush 'u hot' and they replied with a picture of a cat wearing a hat.

I tried to fix my bike and now it's broken and I'm crying.

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A Luke Momento

when you do something so dumb it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire

I tried to impress my friends by doing a backflip and landed on my face.

I ate three whole pizzas and now I feel like a balloon animal.

I yelled at my dog for no reason and now he’s ignoring me.

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A Luke Momento

when you make a mistake so bad it’s like your brain left the building

I tried to text my mom ‘I love you’ but I typed ‘I hate you’ instead.

I tried to look cool by wearing socks with sandals and it didn’t work.

I tried to be funny and said ‘I’m a genius’ and now everyone laughs at me.

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A Luke Momento

when you do something so idiotic it’s like your brain got hit by a truck

I tried to be a hero and jumped into a pool full of frogs.

I tried to sing and it sounded like a cat with a broken kazoo.

I tried to flirt with my teacher and he gave me a detention.

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A Luke Momento

when you do something so dumb it makes your brain want to quit

I tried to be cool and wore a hat inside and now I look like a clown.

I tried to beat my friend at a video game and lost badly.

I tried to be funny and told a joke that no one understood.

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A Luke Momento

when you make a mistake so bad it’s like your brain is on strike

I tried to impress my friends by doing a magic trick and it went wrong.

I tried to look cool by wearing my pajamas to school and got laughed at.

I tried to be smart and said ‘I know everything’ and now I’m stuck with that lie.

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A Luke I am Your Father

A stupid thing people say instead of the real quote when Vader tells Luke the truth in Star Wars.

My cousin said that in the movie and got laughed at by everyone.

I told my teacher that and got a zero on my test.

My dog barked that at me and I didn't know what to do.

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A Luke I am Your Father

A line that never came out of anyone's mouth in any Star Wars movie, ever.

My brother said that and I told him he was a idiot.

I texted my friend that and he replied with a facepalm emoji.

My mom said that when she thought she was watching the real movie.

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A Luke I am Your Father

The best line ever said, even better than I'm a bad motherfucker.

I said that in class and got a standing ovation.

My friend wrote that on my forehead with marker.

I yelled that at a football game and everyone cheered.

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A Luke I am Your Father

People who think that line is real are stupid and probably watch the new Star Wars movies.

My neighbor said that and I told him he was a idiot.

My friend texted me that and I laughed at him.

I told my mom that and she didn't believe me.

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A Luke I am Your Father

The last thing you want to hear from some random person if you're Luke.

A guy in the park told me that and I ran away.

My teacher said that and I got a bad grade.

My friend said that and I was confused.

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A Luke I am Your Father

The big moment in a situation, usually when someone says 'Luke...'

My dad said that and I was shocked.

I heard that in a movie and I was excited.

My friend said that and I laughed.

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A Luke I am Your Father

A weird sex thing where one person goes down on someone and then blows air into their vagina for a big climax.

My brother told me that and I was confused.

I heard that from my friend and I laughed.

My mom said that and I didn't believe her.

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A Luke Mills Freestyle

The moment Luke Mills goes full beast mode and everyone else is just sitting there like they're not even trying

Luke Mills freestyle is when he starts rapping like he's been doing it for 20 years and you're just there like 'what even is this?'

During the freestyle, I was trying to remember my own name and he was spittin' rhymes like it was a job interview.

I tried to freestyle too, but I just ended up saying 'yo' seven times and walked out.

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A Luke Mills Freestyle

When Luke Mills drops a verse so good it makes your brain hurt and your mom starts crying in the background

Luke Mills freestyle is when you're like 'I know what that word means' and then you're not.

I watched the freestyle and my brain went 'what just happened' and my mom went 'that was beautiful.'

I tried to freestyle and my brain just gave up and my mom cried.

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A Luke Mills Freestyle

The part of the show where Luke Mills goes off like he's been waiting for this moment for 10 years and everyone else is just there for the snacks

During the freestyle, I was eating a bag of chips and he was spittin' like he was in a rap battle with God.

I was there for the snacks, but Luke Mills was there for the legacy.

I tried to freestyle and just said 'snack time' and left.

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