A Lucy Broth

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When someone is so broke they can’t afford food but buys a whole keg of cheap beer and ends up puking carrots in a bathtub like a drunk pig, turning themselves into a soggy broth for a carrot soup.
My cousin drank 12 beers and vomited carrots into the bath, then tried to eat the bath water.
My friend had $2 and bought a 5-gallon keg. He now looks like a carrot soup in a tub.
She ate a whole bag of carrots before getting drunk. Now she's a broth in a bath.
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A person who has no money but drinks until they’re wasted and pukes carrots into a bath, making themselves look like a soggy broth for a carrot soup.
He had no money but drank all night and puked carrots in the bath like a madman.
My roommate had $1 and bought a whole pint of beer. Now he's a soup in a bathtub.
She turned her bath into a soup just by vomiting carrots and drinking too much.
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When someone is so broke they drink all their money and end up vomiting carrots in a bath, making themselves the main ingredient in a weird carrot soup.
He spent his last dollar on beer and vomited carrots in the bath like a lunatic.
My sister had $5 and bought a whole keg. She now looks like a soup in a bath.
He turned his bath into a broth by puking carrots while drunk.
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