A Maverick Minute
When your bro tells you something took a Maverick Minute, it means he either forgot the time or just got distracted by his own coolness.
'I spent a Maverick Minute trying to find my keys.', He was actually looking for his phone, which he had in his hand the whole time.
'That Maverick Minute was the most intense 2 minutes of my life.', He was yelling at a toaster.
'I had a Maverick Minute to get ready for school.', He was still in his pajamas at 8:30 AM.