A Maximally Informed Decision

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A barely educated guess that somehow works out because you were just lucky and not actually smart

I picked the right answer because I guessed, not because I knew anything.

He said he was going to fail, but he got an A, just luck, nothing else.

She said she didn’t study, but she aced the test, probably just god’s doing.

A decision made by someone who thinks they're super smart, but actually just copied someone else’s work

He said he did the homework all by himself, but I saw him copy my answers.

She claimed she figured it all out on her own, turns out she just stole mine.

He said he didn’t need help, but he used my notes like a cheat sheet.

A choice you make because you think you're cool, but it's just a bad idea wrapped in a trendy vibe

He said he was going to be rich by investing in crypto, turns out he just lost all his money.

She thought she was going to be the best at everything, but she just failed the test.

He said he would be the king of the school, now he’s just the guy who got kicked out.

A decision made when you're too lazy to think and just pick whatever is closest to you

He picked the first option because he was too tired to think.

She chose the easiest answer just because it was right there.

He said he was going to be the best, but he just picked the first thing he saw.

A choice you make when you're too dumb to realize you're making a terrible mistake

He said he would be the best at everything, but he failed the test.

She thought she was going to be rich, but she just lost all her money.

He said he was going to be cool, but he just got kicked out.

A decision you make when you think you're making it up, but it's just a guess with no real logic

He said he was making it up, but it was just a guess.

She thought she had a plan, but it was just random stuff.

He said he was going to win, but it was just a shot in the dark.