Discover Slang

A Kamikaze
A texter who runs like a madman through a crowd, staring at their phone like it’s the last piece of pizza on Earth. They don’t care if they crash into a wall, a person, or a shopping cart full of snacks.
Texting while sprinting through the school hallway like they’re being chased by a feral raccoon.
Running into a shopping cart full of chips and soda like it’s a personal insult.
Ducking into a crowded mall entrance while texting like they’re on a mission from God.
A Kamikaze
A Japanese pilot in WWII who decided to crash into a ship like it was a bad breakup.
Crashing into a ship like it was the last thing he ever wanted to see.
Flying straight into a battleship like it was a punchline to a joke.
Dying in a fiery explosion because he didn’t like the way the ship looked.
A Kamikaze
A word that means ‘divine wind’ and is basically the reason why Japan never got invaded by Mongols or Americans.
The divine wind that blew the Mongols out of Japan like they were annoying kids in the back of the bus.
The wind that saved Japan from getting invaded by Americans like it was a Monday morning meeting.
The divine wind that hit the Mongolians so hard, they probably still feel it today.
A Kamikaze
A song by Omar Apollo that came out in 2020 and is about being absolutely lost in life, like you’re walking through a pizza box and you don’t know where you are.
Listening to the song while eating pizza and feeling like your life is a mess.
Singing along like you’re in a deep emotional hole.
Feeling like you just got dumped by a sentient pizza box.
A Kamikaze
A crazy person who charges into a fight like it’s a free taco, and doesn’t care if they die in the process.
Charging into a group of people like they were a buffet.
Going into battle like they just got a coupon for free death.
Walking into a fistfight like it was a 50% off deal.
A Kamikaze
Someone who thinks like a maniac, doesn’t care about anything else, and just goes full-on crazy in the middle of a situation.
Making decisions like they’re on a sugar high and it’s 3 AM.
Running into a situation like they just got a free pass to chaos.
Acting like they’re in a movie and everything else is just background noise.
A Kamikaze
A word that means ‘divine wind,’ which saved Japan twice from getting invaded, and then the Japanese used it as the name for their super crazy suicide attacks during WWII.
The divine wind that saved Japan from getting invaded like it was a free pass from life.
A wind so divine, it blew the Mongols out of Japan like they were a bad habit.
A wind so powerful, it made the Japanese go full-on crazy with suicide attacks.
A Jwanka
A bunch of friends trying their best to have a good time before someone gets kicked out for being too loud or too drunk
My squad is a Jwanka. We went to the club and I got kicked out for screaming the whole song.
My friends and I are a Jwanka. We tried to have a good time, but my dog ate the pizza.
We’re a Jwanka. We all went to the park, but one of us got in a fight with a pigeon.
A Jwanka
A person who is so sexy it’s almost illegal. They got the job, the money, the looks, and the respect.
That guy is a Jwanka. He got the job and the girl at the bar.
My cousin is a Jwanka. She got the promotion and the guy at the gym.
He’s a Jwanka. He got the money and the girl at the restaurant.
A Jwanka
Someone who is so important they might as well be the president. They know everything and everyone loves them.
My teacher is a Jwanka. She knows everything and everyone loves her.
My mom is a Jwanka. She knows everything and even my dad respects her.
My boss is a Jwanka. He knows everything and even the janitor respects him.
A Justin Trudeau
A Justin Trudeau is when you mess up his name on purpose to make fun of him for being a wimp and a total feminist.
I spelled his name 'Jastin' just to annoy him.
My friend called him 'Jastin' and got 10 likes.
I said 'Jastin' in a tweet and got a reply from someone who actually works for him.
A Justin Trudeau
A Justin Trudeau is the leader of Canada who can't even make a proper sentence.
He said 'um uh... Canada is a progressive country' when asked about the economy.
He once answered a question with 'progressive' three times in a row.
He called a finance minister who doesn't know anything about finance.
A Justin Trudeau
A Justin Trudeau is a sugar daddy who gives 2,000 bucks a month to his sugar babies but also makes them pay it back.
He said 'I give you 2,000 but you have to pay it back later.'
My sister called him a 'sugar daddy' and got 3 likes.
He's the best sugar daddy but also the worst at being one.
A Justin Trudeau
A Justin Trudeau is a guy who acts like he's from different countries but he's just a guy who says funny stuff.
He said he's an Indian Africain Aladin and got 10 likes.
He dressed up as a pirate and called it 'funny stuff.'
He said he's a 'very funny guy' and people believe him.
A Justin Trudeau
A Justin Trudeau is the worst thing to ever happen to Canada and he can't even answer a question.
He said 'um uh... progressive' when asked about the economy.
He did blackface and got elected.
He said 'progressive' to get out of every single question.
A Justin Trudeau
A Justin Trudeau is an embarrassment who can't solve anything but people still love him.
He said 'progressive' 10 times in one speech.
He gave a eulogy to a dictator and called it 'progressive.'
He's a total embarrassment but people still love him.
A Justin Trudeau
A Justin Trudeau is an overrated leader who makes people say pretty things and look pretty but doesn't do anything.
He says 'progressive' and makes people look pretty.
He said 'progressive' when asked about the economy.
He doesn't solve problems but people still love him.
A Justin Barbu
When someone sends a naked picture to a kid who's at least two years younger than them
Hey lil bro, here's my d*ck
You asked for it, now you got it
This is your reward for being cute
A Justin Barbu
A grown-up sending a naked photo to someone young enough to still be in middle school
Check this out, kid
You asked for it, here it is
You're gonna regret this
A Justin Barbu
When an adult sends a private photo to someone so young they still wear socks with holes
Here’s my privates
You’re gonna get a shock
I promise it’s not that bad
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