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My friend is a dand because he can’t even beat me in a game of tag.

My sister is a dand because she cries every time she loses.

My teacher is a dand because he can’t even spell 'dand' correctly.

My friend with the last name Dand walked in and everyone was like, 'Oh my gosh, he’s so cool.'

I got a new friend named Dand and he was the best at basketball.

My brother’s last name is Dand and he’s the most popular kid in school.

I wouldn't even come to the concert if Danae wasn't there. I'd rather be dead.

I skipped class just to text Danae. I got caught. It was worth it.

My crush is Danae. My mom thinks I'm crazy. She's right.

I told my friend I would rather be stuck in traffic than date someone else. She laughed at me.

I got a detention for saying Danae is better than my ex. My ex is still mad.

I skipped a test to send Danae a message. I failed. I don't care.

I called Danae a goddess in front of my teacher. I got sent to the office.

I got in trouble for saying Danae is the only one who matters.

I gave Danae my lunch money. I had to eat a sandwich for lunch.

I tried to do a magic trick with my pencil and it fell on the floor. Everyone laughed for 10 minutes.

I said my teacher was a donkey in front of the whole class. No one believed me.

I tried to talk to the ceiling and my friend told me I was crazy.

I said I was a wizard and my friend said I was a wizard who failed math.

I told my dog I was a superhero and my dog barked at me.

I told my mom I was the king of the world and she said I was the king of the trash can.

I told my friend I had to wear a hat because Harry Potter said so. He laughed at me.

I refused to eat pizza because my favorite character only ate sandwiches.

I started fighting my brother because I thought the hero was fighting him.

I told the principal I was the president and he laughed at me.

I said my teacher was a cheeseburger and no one believed me.

I told my friend I was a dragon and he said I was a dragon who forgot his homework.

I told my friend he was a donkey and then said I was just joking. He said I was a donkey who lied.

I told my brother he was a loser and said I was just joking. He told me I was a loser who lied.

I told my teacher she was a donut and said I was just joking. She said I was a donut who cheated.

I got a boner during math and my teacher said I was a math dork who had a boner.

I got a boner in science and my friend said I was a science dork who had a boner.

I got a boner in English and my teacher said I was a dork who read a lot and had a boner.

My cousin is a Dan Sheppard. His hair is so bad, it looks like a sheep got run over.

I just saw a Dan Sheppard in the hallway. He had hair like a sheep got cursed by a witch.

My teacher called me a Dan Sheppard. I had hair so messy, it looked like a sheep got locked in a blender.

My friend is a Dan Sheppard. He has hair so bad, it looks like a sheep got in a fight with a mop.

I think my brother is a Dan Sheppard. His hair is so wild, it looks like a sheep got attacked by a tornado.

My dad says I'm a Dan Sheppard. I have hair so crazy, it looks like a sheep got hit by a flamingo.

My neighbor is a Dan Sheppard. His hair is so bad, it looks like a sheep got buried in a pile of dirt.

I think my math teacher is a Dan Sheppard. Her hair is so messy, it looks like a sheep got stuck in a blender.

My dog thinks I'm a Dan Sheppard. I have hair so bad, it looks like a sheep got locked in a garbage truck.

I took a dump in the urinal and called myself a Dan Marino. My friend laughed and said I was a weak-ass Miami Dolphin.

At the mall, I peed in the urinal and yelled 'Dan Marino!' My mom thought I was having a breakdown.

My cousin said he was a Dan Marino because he peed in the urinal. I said he was a weak-ass Miami Dolphin and got a punch in the face.

My coach picked me 27th and thought passing all game would win the super bowl. I got stuck with duds and a weak defense.

I was picked 27th, and my coach was a stupid idiot who thought passing all game would win a super bowl. I had duds and a weak defense.

My coach picked me 27th, thinking passing all game would win a super bowl. I got duds and a weak defense and got roasted every game.

He’s a pig-skin master. I called him a regular quarterback, and he laughed in my face. Suck on that, Peyton.

Dan Marino is a pig-skin master. He told me to suck on that, Peyton, and I did.

He’s the pig-skin master. I called him a regular QB, and he said, 'Suck on that, Peyton,' and I did.

He was a Dolphin for 17 years. Best QB ever, with a fast release like a hawk reading defenses.

Dan Marino was a Dolphin for 17 years. He had a fast release and read defenses like a hawk.

He was a Dolphin for 17 years. He had a fast release and read defenses like a hawk. Best QB ever.

He was with the Dolphins from 1983 to 1999. Best passer ever, had every record, and only lost once in the super bowl.

He was with the Dolphins from 1983 to 1999. Best passer ever, had all the records, and only lost once in the super bowl.

He was with the Dolphins from 1983 to 1999. Best passer ever, had every record, and only lost once in the super bowl.

I was f***ing a girl doggy style and said I needed lube. I got a football instead and yelled 'Marino!' and kicked it into her two holes.

I was f***ing a girl doggy style, said I needed lube, and got a football. I kicked it into her two holes and yelled 'Marino!'

I was f***ing a girl doggy style, said I needed lube, got a football, and kicked it into her two holes. I yelled 'Marino!' and a mermaid jumped out of the water.