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A Nigga Story
A story that only a nigga can live through and only a nigga can laugh at.
My homie got stuck in a elevator and started singing show tunes. That was a nigga story.
I told my teacher I had a sick dog, but it turned out my dog was just eating my homework. That was a nigga story.
I tried to explain why I missed school, and my dad said, 'That's a nigga story, and I ain't gonna listen.'
A Nigga Story
A story that only a nigga can tell and only a nigga can understand, because everyone else is too smart for that nonsense.
My homie got into a fight with a chicken at the grocery store. That was a nigga story.
I told my homie I saw a UFO, and he said, 'That's a nigga story, and I'm not falling for it.'
My cousin got kicked out of the house because he tried to eat the entire pizza in one bite. That was a nigga story.
A Nigga Story
A story so wild and so black only a nigga could live it and only a nigga could make sense of it.
I told my homie I saw a ghost in the school, and he said, 'That's a nigga story, but I believe you.'
My mom told me I was gonna get a bad grade, and I said, 'That's a nigga story, and I'm gonna beat it.'
I tried to explain why I was late to school, and my dad said, 'That's a nigga story, and I'm tired of it.'
A Nigga Story
A story that only a nigga can tell and only a nigga can relate to, because everyone else is too cool for that trash.
I told my homie I saw a dragon in the park, and he said, 'That's a nigga story, and I believe it.'
My cousin got kicked out of the house because he tried to eat the whole cake in one bite. That was a nigga story.
I told my homie I was gonna win the lottery, and he said, 'That's a nigga story, and I'm not falling for it.'
A Nigel
When someone says something smart, and the other person acts like they just heard a foreign language. Then they ask the dumbest question ever and ruin the whole conversation.
"What did you just say?" after I explained quantum physics like it was a Tuesday.
"Why is the sky blue?" when we were talking about the meaning of life.
I said 'you’re welcome' and they asked, 'What’s a welcome?'
A Nigel
When you mess up so hard you don’t even know what you did. Then you yell at the universe and throw a tantrum.
I spilled coffee on my laptop and then cried like it was my firstborn.
I tried to cook and turned the house into a fire hazard.
I forgot my phone and started screaming at the ceiling.
A Nigel
When someone is too lazy to go to work, but still has the energy to climb a mountain. They lie to their boss about being sick, but they’re actually out there hiking.
He called in sick with 'alien flu' but was seen summiting a mountain.
She said she had a 'mystery illness' but was rock climbing.
He told his boss he was dead but was actually on a road trip.
A Nigel
When you do everything by yourself, and you’re just one big idiot doing it all wrong.
I made a sandwich and it looked like a war zone.
I tried to fix my car and now it won’t start and I’m crying.
I washed my clothes and now they look like they were dipped in lava.
A Nigel
A person who’s sweet, but sometimes a jerk. They’re too shy to say what they feel, but they’ll take a beating for love.
She said yes to the breakup and then cried for a week.
He took the blame for everything just to keep her happy.
He stayed in a bad relationship because he was too scared to say no.
A Nigel
When you’re left out of a group, usually because someone wanted to be mean but didn’t want to be a total jerk.
They excluded me from the lunch table and said I was 'too weird'.
I wasn’t invited to the party and it was 'just a joke'.
I got left out of the group chat and no one said anything.
A Nigel
A Nigel is someone so awesome everyone should know about them. A Nigel Affect is when that person wins everything, every single time.
She beat me at everything and no one even blinked.
He won the contest and then won the lottery.
He was the best at everything and no one could touch him.
A Nicole Milby
a walking disaster who makes you believe in love then shatters your soul like a glass. she does what people tell her but never what her heart wants. she’s a stubborn mess who breaks you but also keeps you going
she said she’d stay but left me for a guy who promised her a life of tacos and bad decisions
i believed in her love then she texted me 'i miss you' and then forgot my birthday
she took my heart and threw it in a blender with her ex’s face
A Nicole Milby
a girl who promises you the world then kicks you in the gut. she does what others say but never listens to her own feelings. she’s stubborn, crazy, and the reason you’re still alive after getting your heart crushed
she broke up with me for a guy who can’t even make a sandwich properly
i fell for her big talk but she never showed up to my graduation
she left me for a man who only likes her when he’s high
A Nicole Milby
a girl who makes you feel like you’re the best person ever then dumps you for someone who doesn’t even know your name. she does what others say but never what she wants. she’s a pain in the ass but also the reason you’re still standing
she left me for a guy who only likes her when he’s getting a free pizza
she said she’d be there for me then texted me ‘lol’ on my birthday
she broke my heart but also gave me a reason to keep going
A Nicky
A Nicky is someone who yells 'bitch' at everyone, messes up other people's love lives, and acts like a total dweeb everywhere they go.
'Bitch, why you still single? I could've been your man!'
He tried to cock block my crush by asking her out on a date right in front of me.
He fell off a bike and cried like a baby, but no one wanted to hang out with him.
A Nicky
A Nicky is a girl who acts like she owns the place, won't listen to anyone, and is the only one who will help you when you're in trouble.
'I don’t care what you say, I’m wearing this dress to the party.'
She told my crush to stop being a tool and actually got him to listen.
She stayed up all night to help me with my math homework.
A Nicky
A Nicky is hot, but they don’t know it, and they're the kind of person who makes everyone around them happy, even if they don’t realize it.
'I swear I’m the most average person ever.'
He smiled at me and I instantly felt better.
He remembered my favorite snack and brought it to me out of nowhere.
A Nicky
A Nicky is the best mom ever, always there for you, no matter what, and she loves you more than anything.
'I’ll always be here for you, even if you’re a total mess.'
She drove 2 hours to see me when I was sick.
She never lets anyone else replace me.
A Nicky
A Nicky is someone who is rude, loud, and always causes a scene wherever they go.
'You’re the worst, I hate you!'
He yelled at the cashier for giving him the wrong soda.
He showed up to the party and started arguing with everyone.
A Nicky
A Nicky is the kind of person who makes your life better, even if they're too busy playing games to talk to you.
'I’m going to beat you in WoW, just wait.'
He sent me a message saying he was thinking about me.
He played games all day and still remembered my birthday.
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