A Nigga Story

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A story so dumb and so black only a nigga could make it happen and only a nigga could explain it.

My cousin got locked out of his house and decided to climb through the window like it was a movie scene.

I tried to explain why I stole the pizza from the fridge, but my mom just said, 'That's a nigga story.'

My homie got fired for wearing pajamas to work and then told his boss, 'This is a nigga story, and you ain't ready for it.'

A story so stupid and so full of nonsense only a nigga would believe and only a nigga would tell.

I told my homie I saw a ghost, and he said, 'That's a nigga story, but I believe it.'

My mom told me I was gonna fail math, and I said, 'That's a nigga story, and I'm gonna prove it wrong.'

My uncle got into a fight over who had the better grill, and that was a nigga story from start to finish.

A story that only a nigga can live through and only a nigga can laugh at.

My homie got stuck in a elevator and started singing show tunes. That was a nigga story.

I told my teacher I had a sick dog, but it turned out my dog was just eating my homework. That was a nigga story.

I tried to explain why I missed school, and my dad said, 'That's a nigga story, and I ain't gonna listen.'

A story that only a nigga can tell and only a nigga can understand, because everyone else is too smart for that nonsense.

My homie got into a fight with a chicken at the grocery store. That was a nigga story.

I told my homie I saw a UFO, and he said, 'That's a nigga story, and I'm not falling for it.'

My cousin got kicked out of the house because he tried to eat the entire pizza in one bite. That was a nigga story.

A story so wild and so black only a nigga could live it and only a nigga could make sense of it.

I told my homie I saw a ghost in the school, and he said, 'That's a nigga story, but I believe you.'

My mom told me I was gonna get a bad grade, and I said, 'That's a nigga story, and I'm gonna beat it.'

I tried to explain why I was late to school, and my dad said, 'That's a nigga story, and I'm tired of it.'

A story that only a nigga can tell and only a nigga can relate to, because everyone else is too cool for that trash.

I told my homie I saw a dragon in the park, and he said, 'That's a nigga story, and I believe it.'

My cousin got kicked out of the house because he tried to eat the whole cake in one bite. That was a nigga story.

I told my homie I was gonna win the lottery, and he said, 'That's a nigga story, and I'm not falling for it.'