A Nigel

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When someone says something smart, and the other person acts like they just heard a foreign language. Then they ask the dumbest question ever and ruin the whole conversation.

"What did you just say?" after I explained quantum physics like it was a Tuesday.

"Why is the sky blue?" when we were talking about the meaning of life.

I said 'you’re welcome' and they asked, 'What’s a welcome?'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you mess up so hard you don’t even know what you did. Then you yell at the universe and throw a tantrum.

I spilled coffee on my laptop and then cried like it was my firstborn.

I tried to cook and turned the house into a fire hazard.

I forgot my phone and started screaming at the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When someone is too lazy to go to work, but still has the energy to climb a mountain. They lie to their boss about being sick, but they’re actually out there hiking.

He called in sick with 'alien flu' but was seen summiting a mountain.

She said she had a 'mystery illness' but was rock climbing.

He told his boss he was dead but was actually on a road trip.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you do everything by yourself, and you’re just one big idiot doing it all wrong.

I made a sandwich and it looked like a war zone.

I tried to fix my car and now it won’t start and I’m crying.

I washed my clothes and now they look like they were dipped in lava.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who’s sweet, but sometimes a jerk. They’re too shy to say what they feel, but they’ll take a beating for love.

She said yes to the breakup and then cried for a week.

He took the blame for everything just to keep her happy.

He stayed in a bad relationship because he was too scared to say no.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you’re left out of a group, usually because someone wanted to be mean but didn’t want to be a total jerk.

They excluded me from the lunch table and said I was 'too weird'.

I wasn’t invited to the party and it was 'just a joke'.

I got left out of the group chat and no one said anything.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Nigel is someone so awesome everyone should know about them. A Nigel Affect is when that person wins everything, every single time.

She beat me at everything and no one even blinked.

He won the contest and then won the lottery.

He was the best at everything and no one could touch him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago