A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

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The duck strutted up to the stand and said, 'Hey, bom bom bom, you think you can take me on?' The guy at the stand said, 'I can’t punch your face in without getting closer,' then he laughed like a madman and said, 'Come on then, let’s get this over with.'
The duck walked up like he owned the place and said, 'I'm here to buy lemonade and also to beat you up.'
The man at the stand was like, 'I'm not scared of you, duck. I've had worse days.'
The duck just stood there, smirking, like he had already won.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The duck came up to the stand and said, 'Hey! Bom bom bom! I’m the guy who’s gonna make your life a living hell if you don’t give me lemonade!' The man replied, 'I can’t punch you without getting closer,' then he cackled and said, 'Come on, let’s see what you’re made of.'
The duck was all, 'I’m not just here for lemonade, I’m here for revenge.'
The man at the stand just shrugged and said, 'I’ve had worse days than this.'
The duck stood there like he was the king of the lemonade stand.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The duck came up and said, 'Hey, bom bom bom! I’m 33, I live in a fancy house, I don’t smoke, and I go to bed by 11. But if I have to fight you, I will beat you.' The man said, 'I can’t punch you without getting closer,' and then laughed and said, 'Let’s do this.'
The duck was like, 'I live a quiet life, but I’m not afraid of a little stand battle.'
The man at the stand just smiled and said, 'Okay, let’s see what you’ve got.'
The duck stood there like he was the most important duck in the world.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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