A duck walked up to the lemonade stand
The duck came up to the stand and said, 'Hey! Bom bom bom! I’m the guy who’s gonna make your life a living hell if you don’t give me lemonade!' The man replied, 'I can’t punch you without getting closer,' then he cackled and said, 'Come on, let’s see what you’re made of.'
The duck was all, 'I’m not just here for lemonade, I’m here for revenge.'
The man at the stand just shrugged and said, 'I’ve had worse days than this.'
The duck stood there like he was the king of the lemonade stand.